Been a long time since I've wrote some fanfics (does about 3 months count?) so these might come out not so often.
Zer0 was out in the wasteland, he had no idea how he got there but he was pretty sure that Krieg threw him off Sanctuary. To add to his problems, he was being watched. He knew what it felt like since he was an assassin so he has had some times when people tried to kill him by hiding in the shadows. Zer0 whipped around just in time to see a skag pup tear through his armor, exposing the suit's mechanics which meant he could die of a little amount of nitrogen gas and adrenaline in his system. Zer0 somehow didn't know that he could breathe oxygen also instead of nitrogen and adrenaline.
Zer0 turned around and said "This is the end skag/ no one rips through my armor/ it is time to die" and digistructed his sword. The skag shivered with fear and for once in the assassin's life he took pity on his target since the skag was innocent and that he seemed to be breathing fine. Zer0 sighed and said "What the hell am I doing!" and slumped down next to the skag. The skag hopped on his lap and he petted the skag.
The next few hours were awkward because he started talking to the skag, he knew the skag was sleeping but he didn't give a damn. Eventually he decided to search for a teleport station, so he pick up the skag and walked. It took a long time and he had already taken out a few bandit camps when he heard a sound. He ran to cover before a shower of bullets covered the dusty plains of the borderlands. He placed down his sleeping skag and took out his sniper rifle. He took a few second to find the target before a giant psycho fell on the target, seemingly a goliath. And shot the psycho.
He walked to the psycho's corpse and saw that it was Krieg. "Holy shit Krieg/why must my comrade fall now/ he will just respawn" Then took his rifle and his pet and kept walking.
Soon he found a teleport station and picked up his skag and said "Let's go back to sanctuary" They teleported and as soon as they got there they found Krieg who said "KILL LITTLE SKAG!" Zer0 started running with the skag on his trail. Zer0 climbed up the side of the Crimson Raider HQ and dropped the skag off in his room. That's when he saw a big hole in the side of his room, he found some rubble and made a pen for the skag and went to Lilith and said "Why is there a hole in my room!" Lilith looked at him and replied "Why aren't you talking in haiku?" Zer0 sighed and said "Right now I don't give a fuck! Krieg is trying to kill my new pet and I need a real place to hide it!" Lilith shook her head and said "Hyperion found a weak spot in the shield and that was near your room. About the pet, what is it?" Zer0 said "Skag" Lilith walked away saying "The only good skag is a dead one"
That moment Krieg finally got onto the roof and ran towards Zer0's room. The skag jumped out of the pen and made its way downstairs to follow its master. Krieg finally got to Zer0's room and made his way to where the skag was. Zer0 found his skag near him and ran for the only person who could help him….. Brick.
Zer0 ran but Krieg was close on his tail so Zer0 led him near a wall and when he was near he dodged it thus Krieg comically hit the wall. Zer0 got to Brick and said "I have a new pet and I need a pen for it." Brick looked at the assassin and said "let me guess, skag." Zer0 looked in shock but Brick couldn't tell because of Zer0's mask. Brick led Zer0 to a new pen and placed the skag there and said "there happy?" Zer0 left triumphantly until he ran into Krieg who yelled "WHERES LITTLE SKAG MUST KILL!" Zer0 said "he is dead" Krieg walked away sadly and Zer0 shouted "YEAH!" Claptrap came over and said "Yeah!" Zer0 looked at Claptrap and said "Way to kill the mood Claptrap." And walked away.