I've published two other Gollum poems individually, but the rest will be compiled here. I don't own LoTR or Gollum, though they frequently own my brain.
Here's my version of Sam's troll song from The Fellowship of the Ring (book). Not all will this goofy...
Gollum sat beside a creek
A-munching a catfish big and sleek
Quite glad he was to have a meal
For fish was hard to come by
Rum by! Dum by!
He'd long been roaming cold hard lands
Where fish was hard to come by
Up came Bilbo, short and fat
Said he, "Pray tell, where'd you get that?
Perhaps from the pool, so green and cool
That belongs to my sister Lily?
Filly! Silly!
She feeds and tends and owns those fish
Now, did you steal from Lily?"
"Lad," Gollum said, "Thiss we wass fed
By a hobbit-lasss with a curly head
Who we met fisshing by a pool
She might have been thy sisster
Blisster! Twisster!
She gladly spared thiss fissh for us
When we embraced and kisssed her"
Said Bilbo then, "You had no say
From me to go and have your way
With my father's child, so sweet and mild
And steal from her in the bargain
Jargon! Argon!
You give her fish to me right now
Or you'll regret that bargain!"
"Her life's her own. Leave uss alone!
Or we will bite thee to the bone
Some hobbit-meat will go down sweet
We'll try our teeth on thee now
See now! Hee now!
We tire of all thy pesstering
We'll try our teeth on thee now"
But as he sprang up, fangs agleam
Bilbo shoved him in the stream
I'll drown the little thief, he thought
He'll never steal again, then
Hen then! Fen then!
No innocent girl will ever feel
His slimy touch again, then
But quick as an otter, and a canny plotter
Was Gollum, son of the mountain water
He slithered swiftly down the stream
Until it reached a river
Liver! Giver!
Bilbo groaned; he couldn't swim
And dared not brave the river
Now Lily dreams of living light
Of emerald eyes and water bright
While Gollum wanders far-off lands
And swims and sings and fishes
Dishes! Wishes!
And thinks about one hobbit-maid
As all alone he fishes