This is my first song fic so it might be a bit weird. To the tune of Waking Up in Vegas by Katy Perry. Alice is singing the song.

Alice's POV

You gotta help me out,

It's all a blur right now,

I need to know where it,

Is all supposed to go.

I was dancing round what remained of Edward in joy. I had ripped him up into pieces as punishment.

I lost my happiness,

But you lost your whole body,

Spare me your freaking,

Dirty looks and don't blame me.

He didn't seem to appreciate it.

You wanna be put back,

In all the right places,

Don't be a baby,

Remember what you told me.

Well it may have been Bella that had promised it but punishing Edward would do.

Shut up and put your finger where your mouth was,

That's what you get for running of to Vegas,

Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now,

That's what you get for running off to Vegas.

Bella promised I could do the wedding. Then Edward takes her off to Vegas.

Why is this all so hard,

Did you get hitched last night,

Dressed up like Elvis,

Why was I not there.

I mean, they could have at least invited me.

Don't call your Bella,

Just 'cause now your partners in crime,

Don't be a baby,

Remember what you told me.

Bella couldn't save him now.

Shut up and put your finger where your mouth was,

That's what you get for running of to Vegas,

Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now,

That's what you get for running off to Vegas.

Bella came in and screamed bloody murder.

Shut up and put your finger where your mouth was,

That's what you get for running of to Vegas,

Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now,

That's what you get for running off to Vegas.

I had to put him back together. *Humph*

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So what did you think? Alice would have put him back together even if Bella hadn't walked in. She would just have liked longer to annoy him.