The Legend of Zelda the Hedgehog?
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
A/N: Plotholes are still intentional. Because of the recent additions to the guidelines, I am rewriting this story.
A finally quiet day at Sonic's house. Well, quiet if you ignore the screaming of Amy, and Shadow and Sonic's constant arguing. Knuckles has set up a video game system and is trying to play head-to-head against Sonic. However, Shadow has decided he wants to play, and so he and Sonic are both holding on to the controller. Amy occasionally chimes in about how unfair it is for her not to be allowed to play.
"Shadow! Let go!" Sonic yells for the millionth time. Shadow just tugs harder.
"No way!" He says through gritted teeth. While the two hedgehogs are fighting, Knuckles is racking up the world record high score.
"Final BLOW!" Knuckles shouts. The screen lights up with the winner...Knuckles. Shadow and Sonic immediately turn on each other.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" They shout at each other. Neither of them notice Tails come in. He hears them shout, and looks over with wide eyes.
"I thought you two were friends now...." he says quietly. Knuckles chuckles (hey, I rhymed!).
"Don't worry about them. They're just mad that I beat them both!" Shadow gives Knux a death glare while Sonic just slaps him upside the head. Tails pulls out the Ocarina of Time cartridge from behind him.
"Can I use it now?" he asks.
"No! It's my turn!" Amy shouts. The three....um....adults...(close enough) think about it. Then Knuckles takes the controller and unplugs it. He uses duct tape (the universal tool!!) to tape the cord to it.
"Whoever catches it gets it next." He says. Then he throws it up into the air. Tails quickly flies up and catches it, leaving Amy to whine.
"No fair, he can fly." She says. Tails flies over to the couch and carefully pulls off the duct tape.
"Too bad, he didn't specify." He says. He plugs the controller back in and puts his cartridge in. Amy looks at the one that the other three were playing.
"SUPER SMASH BROTHERS!? How violent." She says. Everyone just groans. Tails starts up the game.
"Hey Tails, can I try a round?" Shadow asks.
"No, I'm next!" Amy shouts. Tails just shrugs.
"You can play after I beat Gannon." He says to Shadow. Shadow smiles. "Too bad I just got the Master Sword...." Tails grins. Shadow becomes confused.
"What does that mean?" he asks.
"It means I still have 5 dungeons to go through, 6 if you count Gannon's Castle." Everyone facefaults. Tails looks back at the screen. The scene has frozen just as the Legend of Zelda logo came up.
"Ummm...Tails? Is it supposed to do that?" Sonic asks. Tails starts playing with the cartridge.
"Well, no.....I can't figure out...." Tails pulls the cartridge up slightly, then there is a flash of light. When it fades, everyone is gone.
**Meanwhile, in Hyrule Field**
"Come on Link!" Zelda shouts. Everyone except Link is laughing. Link looks like he is ready to hurt someone.
"I don't wanna!" He whines. Sheik gives him a shove in the back.
"Come on Link, you lost." Link gives his friend a evil look.
"I will make you all pay for this." He says. Then he starts walking around flapping his arms like a cucco and clucking. The whole group minus Impa starts cracking up. Impa just shakes her head.
"We have got to do this more often." Zelda says.
"How about we get him to race against Ruto?" Darunia says. Ruto lights up.
"Really!? I get to be near my Linkey-poo!?" Everyone looks at each other.
"Maybe not..." Saria says.
"No, do it! That would make it more fun!" Zelda protests. Link, meanwhile, has stopped the cucco routine.
"Are you happy now?" he says. Everyone gets the I-know-something-you- don't-know look.
"Race Ruto." Darunia says. Link throws his arms up.
"I don't think so!" he shouts. Sheik smirks under the bandages.
"What, afraid you'll lose?" he says.
"What do you think?" Link shoots back. He goes over to the coolers and starts searching through them. "What happened to all the food?!" he shouts. Everyone looks at Rauru.
"I got hungry...." he replies. Everyone else facefaults.
"Rauru, you little....." Nabooru hands get really close to her scimitars. Rauru notices and backs up. But then, a flash of light in the distance momentarily distracts everyone. Link isn't impressed.
"I'm not falling for that again Sheik." He says.
"Link, much as I would love to take credit for that, I can't." Sheik replies. Saria climbs up a tree trying to see what happened. Link, like a big brother, immediately starts shouting about how she should get down before she gets hurt, etc. All of which Saria completely ignores.
"What are those things?" Saria says. Link stops yelling, and the entire groups looks up at Saria.
"What do they look like?" Zelda calls up.
"Weird for one thing....." Link smirks.
"So does Ruto." He says. Ruto starts to pout, while Sheik and Zelda both give Link elbows in the gut.
"Can you give us anything more specific?" Impa asks. Nabooru looks ready for blood.
"I'm not sure what four of those things are, but one of them looks like a Keaton that is missing a tail." Everyone is stunned into silence for a moment.
"Do they look friendly?" Zelda calls up.
"Milady, looks can be deceiving....." Impa reminds her. Zelda ignores her as she waits for her answer.
"Sorry Zelda, I can't really see from this distance." Saria calls down.
"Well?" Nabooru asks. "Do we meet them or what?" Zelda seems to think a bit. All eyes are on her, waiting for the command.
To be continued...
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
A/N: Plotholes are still intentional. Because of the recent additions to the guidelines, I am rewriting this story.
A finally quiet day at Sonic's house. Well, quiet if you ignore the screaming of Amy, and Shadow and Sonic's constant arguing. Knuckles has set up a video game system and is trying to play head-to-head against Sonic. However, Shadow has decided he wants to play, and so he and Sonic are both holding on to the controller. Amy occasionally chimes in about how unfair it is for her not to be allowed to play.
"Shadow! Let go!" Sonic yells for the millionth time. Shadow just tugs harder.
"No way!" He says through gritted teeth. While the two hedgehogs are fighting, Knuckles is racking up the world record high score.
"Final BLOW!" Knuckles shouts. The screen lights up with the winner...Knuckles. Shadow and Sonic immediately turn on each other.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" They shout at each other. Neither of them notice Tails come in. He hears them shout, and looks over with wide eyes.
"I thought you two were friends now...." he says quietly. Knuckles chuckles (hey, I rhymed!).
"Don't worry about them. They're just mad that I beat them both!" Shadow gives Knux a death glare while Sonic just slaps him upside the head. Tails pulls out the Ocarina of Time cartridge from behind him.
"Can I use it now?" he asks.
"No! It's my turn!" Amy shouts. The three....um....adults...(close enough) think about it. Then Knuckles takes the controller and unplugs it. He uses duct tape (the universal tool!!) to tape the cord to it.
"Whoever catches it gets it next." He says. Then he throws it up into the air. Tails quickly flies up and catches it, leaving Amy to whine.
"No fair, he can fly." She says. Tails flies over to the couch and carefully pulls off the duct tape.
"Too bad, he didn't specify." He says. He plugs the controller back in and puts his cartridge in. Amy looks at the one that the other three were playing.
"SUPER SMASH BROTHERS!? How violent." She says. Everyone just groans. Tails starts up the game.
"Hey Tails, can I try a round?" Shadow asks.
"No, I'm next!" Amy shouts. Tails just shrugs.
"You can play after I beat Gannon." He says to Shadow. Shadow smiles. "Too bad I just got the Master Sword...." Tails grins. Shadow becomes confused.
"What does that mean?" he asks.
"It means I still have 5 dungeons to go through, 6 if you count Gannon's Castle." Everyone facefaults. Tails looks back at the screen. The scene has frozen just as the Legend of Zelda logo came up.
"Ummm...Tails? Is it supposed to do that?" Sonic asks. Tails starts playing with the cartridge.
"Well, no.....I can't figure out...." Tails pulls the cartridge up slightly, then there is a flash of light. When it fades, everyone is gone.
**Meanwhile, in Hyrule Field**
"Come on Link!" Zelda shouts. Everyone except Link is laughing. Link looks like he is ready to hurt someone.
"I don't wanna!" He whines. Sheik gives him a shove in the back.
"Come on Link, you lost." Link gives his friend a evil look.
"I will make you all pay for this." He says. Then he starts walking around flapping his arms like a cucco and clucking. The whole group minus Impa starts cracking up. Impa just shakes her head.
"We have got to do this more often." Zelda says.
"How about we get him to race against Ruto?" Darunia says. Ruto lights up.
"Really!? I get to be near my Linkey-poo!?" Everyone looks at each other.
"Maybe not..." Saria says.
"No, do it! That would make it more fun!" Zelda protests. Link, meanwhile, has stopped the cucco routine.
"Are you happy now?" he says. Everyone gets the I-know-something-you- don't-know look.
"Race Ruto." Darunia says. Link throws his arms up.
"I don't think so!" he shouts. Sheik smirks under the bandages.
"What, afraid you'll lose?" he says.
"What do you think?" Link shoots back. He goes over to the coolers and starts searching through them. "What happened to all the food?!" he shouts. Everyone looks at Rauru.
"I got hungry...." he replies. Everyone else facefaults.
"Rauru, you little....." Nabooru hands get really close to her scimitars. Rauru notices and backs up. But then, a flash of light in the distance momentarily distracts everyone. Link isn't impressed.
"I'm not falling for that again Sheik." He says.
"Link, much as I would love to take credit for that, I can't." Sheik replies. Saria climbs up a tree trying to see what happened. Link, like a big brother, immediately starts shouting about how she should get down before she gets hurt, etc. All of which Saria completely ignores.
"What are those things?" Saria says. Link stops yelling, and the entire groups looks up at Saria.
"What do they look like?" Zelda calls up.
"Weird for one thing....." Link smirks.
"So does Ruto." He says. Ruto starts to pout, while Sheik and Zelda both give Link elbows in the gut.
"Can you give us anything more specific?" Impa asks. Nabooru looks ready for blood.
"I'm not sure what four of those things are, but one of them looks like a Keaton that is missing a tail." Everyone is stunned into silence for a moment.
"Do they look friendly?" Zelda calls up.
"Milady, looks can be deceiving....." Impa reminds her. Zelda ignores her as she waits for her answer.
"Sorry Zelda, I can't really see from this distance." Saria calls down.
"Well?" Nabooru asks. "Do we meet them or what?" Zelda seems to think a bit. All eyes are on her, waiting for the command.
To be continued...