Ash was little like you, with a red party hat in his refrigerator and a capsule of Refrigerated full health potions in his closet he determined that some things would be in order. The next day he readied up his bobsled and prepared for the long trip, but he was missing something. His growlithes! As he walked over to the growlithes the cement crinkled under his feet. "A reassuring feeling that one gets when the cement does this, almost as if your taxpayer dollars are doing something." He grumbled. The growlithes on the other hand were anxious to be unleashed waited patiently. Just after he got the last knot out of the rope that chained them to the pole they let out a whimper of relief. Zeptoseconds later the growlithes lept up to him and mauled him. They, after many a month tied up at a chain with no food or water finally snapped and attacked their teeth gouged out his sombreros that he had picked up for them. After tearing him to shreds they picked up the sombreros and ran off with sombrero on head. "Well I should have gotten them better sombreros..." One thing that he would not forget the next time. The only way that he could get his bobsled going is if he had the keys to car but sadly he stuffed them into the paper shredder and he was too lazy to get them out of the safe. But he had a better idea, he picked up Stevephano (His pet pikachu) With perfect golden yellow hair and blue eyes that twinkle he thought that he would be wonderful at pulling a bobsled. This pikachu, no more than 1' 6'' was harmless and helpless, a plush toy in a dilapidated world. As he strapped this bundle of golden fur and pikachu into the bobsled he reminded himself that his wip didn't have enough tabasco sauce. as he tobascoed his whip the pikachu attempted to sleep, but it eluded him on this cold fluctuating sidewalk. His first crack at the whip! the pikachu sprung into action, with a foot to the left and a foot to the right the pikachu started to move. Hours later the pikachu had gotten the sled at a steady 20 mph as he directed the pikachu to the nearest highway he thought to himself "How can I cover up the fact that i'm riding a bobsled powered by a kitten?" His mind lurched off it's neurons and began to contemplate, SOMBREROS! His mind had had an epiphany he quickly threw a sombrero on top of the pikachus little head. the pikachu whose head was little under 4'' in diameter spectated whilst a 40'' party hat drop a pawn itself. In that time a copter had seen the whole thing and was ready to prosecute the sombrero wearing freak riding a bobsled down a crowded highway with little more then what looked to them to be a tiny sombrero. As the chopper lowered down they noticed that it was not just a tiny sombrero, IT WAS A pikachu. Still lowering they noticed to their surprise that they were still lowering in elevation... As the members of the chopper suddenly realised that they were all incompetent losers that could not fly a chopper. Only hectometers away from crashing Dave came up with a great idea he jumped on top of Stevephano and ordered him to "Mush!" The pikachu did as told an stepped onto it, microseconds after he noticed that he would need to jump as high as possible in order to make the helicopter, he order the pikachu to "JUMP!" For one split second he thought to himself how ridiculous it was that a 1.5 foot long pikachu with a 40" sombrero was capable of jumping 2.4 hectometers