(WARNING! THIS FUCKING STORY CONTAINS FUCKING CRINGE CONTENT AND MEMES)

My name is Yoomeh Dickweed Rainbow Nigga Nijino, i'm a stoner at Four-Star Academy. Everybody likes me. I have so many friends, they're Rola Barrel Roll,Kuheru,Mahewru,and the Nyako. Some people recognizes me as Ichigo Hoshimiya and Akari Ozora (If u don't know them, get out of here), also, i don't have any relationship with Gabriel Tenma White from Gabriel DropOut, but we share the same hair color and seiyuu. I really loves Rainbow Barney Parfait and i wear mostly pink. Like today, i wear a super large, rainbow-colored dress with a pair of wings that made of cadboard. It's a beautiful day, so i decided to walk outside my school. The weather was sunny, but also it's raining which makes me so happy. A lots of Starlight Academy idols stared me. I put my middle finger up in front of them. A brown-haired girl suddenly appears with 2 another girls in front of me. I don't know who the fuck are they. Then they introduces themselves, they're Akari Fluffybuns, Smire Hkomi, and Hinakilluminati.Akari then shouts "420 No Scopes" to all Starlight idols. Right after that, they shoots me with their AK-77, then i calls Rola Barrel Roll to do a barrel roll. Starlight then use a giant pink bear with wings to stop Rola. A war between me and Starlight has begun.

Akari: "KILL THAT FUKIN' RAINBOW NIGGA!"

Yoomeh: "You can't do it, Fluffybuns."

Ichigo: *dashing through Yoomeh* "Choo choo motherfucker!"

Yoomeh: "Hell!"

Hime: "Why everybody is fighting around here?"

Hime then get killed by Kanzaki the Doom Lord.

Mizuki: "REKT ALL FOUR-STAR IDOLS! USE OUR TRUE POWER OF MLG!"

Rola: "Don't you dare hurt Yoomeh! HERE COMES BARREL ROLA!"

Kuheru: "Rola, watch out!"

Too late, Smire already standby with her deadly weapon XD.

Smire: "Watch out, dudenette! OP Gothic Laser incoming!!!"

BOOOOMMM!!!! Rola get eliminated by Smire using her Gothic Laser based from episode 117 of Aikatsu. Suddenly, a giant blue dinosaur comes through them.

Akari: "What the hell."

Mahewru: "Are you karate kidding me?"

Nyako: "NYAAAHH!!"

Ran: "Shut up, you moron cat."

The dinosaur roars at them.

Kuheru: "It's MoroboshiZilla!"

MoroboshiZilla: "I'm MoroboshiZilla!"

Yoomeh: "Everybody panic! OHHH MATES!!!"

*Panicking*

Yoomeh: "God, panicking is awkardfully."

MoroboshiZilla: "It's all your fault,Yoomeh. Now Starlight will finish you with their AUs."

Mahewru: "HECK! THE AUs ARE VERY STRONG,Y'KNOW!"

Right after that, so many Aikatsu AUs appear such as Vampkatsu,Idol Universe Wars, and the others.

Aoi: "Our AUs is coming! Quick, prepare everything!"

Starlight idols: "ROGER!"

Then the wars continued.

Both school wins this war, so they become friends.

THE END