She's The Man
Hello, My name is Randy, Randy Orton. You may know me from the WWE. You may also know that I have had many break-ups and Make-ups with my fellow Co-worker John Cena. John no longer works with WWE anymore. No one knows what happened to him. It's as if he disapeared. What I'm about to tell you this is far more interesting than some break up story. This is something that I have to live with forever…
So, here I am on a typical day going to a meeting about some shit that the creative team came up with and a bunch of other crap nobody cares about. As I step foot into the arena, on my way to the conference room I suddenly had this strange feeling that I was in for a surprise. "HELLO RANDY!" Cody screamed after me. Damn that kid has so much energy. I wonder where he keeps it all. I stopped and waited for him to catch up to me. As he ran up he looked like he was on a sugar high. "Hey Cody, What's up?" I asked trying to ignore the psychotic sugar high look on cody's face. "JUST HEADED TO THE MEETING LIKE YOOOOUUUU ARE!" as soon as I opened my mouth to say anything here comes Ted racing after Cody. "Cody! I told your ass to wait for me!" "I DID teddy! See? I'm waiting here with Randy!" I just laughed and walked away as the two continued to bicker on and on and that's when IT hit me.
I saw her. She looked familiar. Too familiar. As if I've met her somewhere before. It's as if I knew her. She was standing there talking to Vince. She was tall. Really tall. (And It didn't help much that her high heels were atleast 6 or 7 inches tall! No joke!) She had very short denim shorts and they showed off her very masculine legs. They seemed to be too masculine to be woman's legs. She had abnormally huge breasts which were showing out of here low cut shirt like cleavage (too much cleavage) and her biceps and hands were huge too. Like a bodybuilder. She smiled and swayed her thick hips from side to side as if she were the most innocent thing in the world. She flipped back her long wavy dark brown hair and turned towards me. Now I knew something was too familiar about her. Her thick lips and round nose resembled someone. But who? Her large sunglasses covered her eyes so I coulsn't exactly identify who she was. She walked into the conference room and bumped into Cody she smiled sweetly and apologized and then she continued to walk to a chair to sit down. "OH. MY. GOD! She….She was BEAUTIFUL!" Cody yelled. "Umm how yould you tell Cody? She was bigger than you, the only view you got was of her boobs!" Cody pouted, not satisfied with Ted's comment.
Once everyone was seated Vince stood up and announced that he has signed a new diva onto our main roster. "Now everyone I want you to meet our newest diva, Jonessah Cenara! Jonessah took off her big sunglasses that revealed her big blue eyes. And right then I nearly had a fucking heart attack. It was all making sense to me! This "woman" had to have been John Cena! I know I had to have been! My chest ached and I felt tears starting to come up. But I held them back. I thought to myself "John… What… What have you done to yourself?" it crushed the hell out of me. "Mr. Orton, ummm Mr. Orton? Do ou need to take in some fresh air outside?" Vince looked concerned when he asked that. I just nodded my head and rushed out of the room. I felt the tears streaming down my face, but I didn't care. I know it sounds odd to cry over something like that but think about it, all those years being together, promissing to never leave each other's side and then.. we break up. It brok my heart enough to know that me and him no longer exist as one, it hurt bad enough to see that he just left one day, but it KILLS me to see that this is what he has done to himself.
Later that night I lay in bed just thinking of what I had seen that day. It was 11:30pm and I gave up on trying to get my ass to sleep so I decided to take a drive to try and clear my head of everything. When I walked down the long hall of the hotel I saw Jonessah (or john whichever you prefer to call him/her/it) talking to Melina and Eve about lord knows what. He/She turned away and said goodnight to both girls she was heading my direction I felt all emotional again and began to run from her. She chased after me until she caught up. She took me by my arm and asked "whats the matter?" she looked so concerned. That look… that's what triggered me to actually cry. She then again asked "What's the matter sweetie? Did I do something wrong?" she moved her hand down to mine and led me back to her room.
I don't get why I went with her back to her room. I only knew it would lead to trouble. I sat on the small sofa with my head down. She knelt in front of the sofa so she could see my eyes. My cheeks were puffy and red from all the tears but I didn't care. I soon looked her in the eye and said "You're what's wrong. You're wrong. Period." Jonessah stood up and said "what are you talking about?" I felt very angry when she said that I stood up and yelled "You do too know what I'm talking about! Stop fucking acting like you don't know me or anyone else around you! You're not a woman! You're a MAN! You are not 'jonessah cenara' you are JOHN CENA my ex boyfriend! You hurt me! You promissed me that you would NEVER leave my side and then you break you with me and just suddenly disappear? Then you come back looking like that and acting like someone new! I know who you are! Don't even give me your bullshit!" jonessah felt her heart rip in half. She sat down and said. "I know, I know. Randy baby, I'm… I'm sorry. I was upset with myself… I didn't want to be me anymore babe, I wanted to be different."
Mixed emotions filled the room that had us both in tears. I sat down next to her and looked into those big ocean blue eyes of hers. She slowly moved closer and closer and planted and kiss on my cheek. She then wraped her big muscled arm around me and nuzzled her round nose into my chest. "I love you…" she whispered. I lifted her chin to look at me again. Our lips touched and it felt more amazing than anything. The kiss got deeper and more intense. We began touching and rubbing against each other. I felt myself become hard from this. After she had her fun rubbing my abs and chest I placed my hands on her breasts and gave them a nice firm squeeze. She let out a little moan and she took off her top and bra. (And I tell ya, those titties are fucking HUGE!) I set my head on her large breast and played with the other one. I sucked her erect nipple and began pulling down her bottoms. I stoped in shock and I felt my heart ache… lets just say she was 'soaking wet' instead of 'rock hard' (if you get what I mean) I got off of her and pulled my clothes back on. "baby, where are you going?" I wasn't in the mood to talk but I did anyway. "nothing.. things just aren't the same anymore. I can't do this. I'm sorry. I hope you understand." I hurried and left the hotel room and left john/jonessah there confused and slightly upset.