Naruto Signs of the Apocalypse
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AN
I don't own naruto or any characters only this list
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Nobody in leaf village knew but Naruto always kept a little booklet titled: SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!
Inside was a list that if all items were ticked of the apocalypse would come.
Here's the list:
Sakura-Chan stops chasing Sasuke-teme
Jii-san (Sandaime-sama) doesn't know a jutsu
Kakashi-Sensei arrives on time (verify by trying to dispel genjutsu)
fuzzy brows & super fuzzy brows stop hugging
fuzzy brows & super fuzzy brows stop being loud
Tsunade-Baachan stops gambling
Tsunade-Baachan stops drinking sake
Ero-sennin stops writing porn
Ero-sennin stops peeping
Kiba gets a date
fuzzy brows gets a date
Tenten's weapons miss
Sasuke-teme doesn't try to burn clients with katon jutsu
fuzzy brows / super fuzzy brows lose a taijutsu battle
I get fan girls (Hinata-chan doesn't count)
Asuma stops smoking
Konohamaru doesn't trip over his own scarf
Sasuke-teme admits he's gay
Sasuke-teme forgives Itachi
Akatsuki stops chasing the biju/jinchuuriki
