Naruto Signs of the Apocalypse

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AN

I don't own naruto or any characters only this list

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Nobody in leaf village knew but Naruto always kept a little booklet titled: SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!

Inside was a list that if all items were ticked of the apocalypse would come.

Here's the list:

Sakura-Chan stops chasing Sasuke-teme

Jii-san (Sandaime-sama) doesn't know a jutsu

Kakashi-Sensei arrives on time (verify by trying to dispel genjutsu)

fuzzy brows & super fuzzy brows stop hugging

fuzzy brows & super fuzzy brows stop being loud

Tsunade-Baachan stops gambling

Tsunade-Baachan stops drinking sake

Ero-sennin stops writing porn

Ero-sennin stops peeping

Kiba gets a date

fuzzy brows gets a date

Tenten's weapons miss

Sasuke-teme doesn't try to burn clients with katon jutsu

fuzzy brows / super fuzzy brows lose a taijutsu battle

I get fan girls (Hinata-chan doesn't count)

Asuma stops smoking

Konohamaru doesn't trip over his own scarf

Sasuke-teme admits he's gay

Sasuke-teme forgives Itachi

Akatsuki stops chasing the biju/jinchuuriki