DISCLAIMOR:No matter how much I fantasize about it,I do not own own INVADER ZIM a genius does.

Even though I have reputation as "the crazy paranormal obsessor" it wasn't always like the past if we had to do a sceience experement I was always the first person people would chose as a parnter,if somebody was bored they would always ask me to tell them a fact about the paranormal and instead of being the one being beaten up I used to be the person confronting the bullie in honor of another over time,people thought me being good at sceience just made me a nerd,then they thought that my knoweledge about the paranormal was just plain weird and later I was lucky if no-one paid attention to me instead of me being beaten night,I heard a singal that something was coming to destroy earth,I didn't know what but I knew somethin was.6 months later I was ready for an attack becuase I had almost everything to protect myself and some things to proof that I wasn't crazy,so when I saw ZIM for the first time it was like a dream come first we were enemies,then rivals,then friends,then,and after all these years the center of my orbit,ZIM,finally proposed to we were 18 earth years old he learned everything there is to know about humans and as it turns out he's a big softie when it comes to ,he even me his "crazy paranormal obsessor",which I will admit now that we know the truth of his mission I've call him my "defective irken'.

We are now 35 earth years old and we've been married for 6 of those year we always seem to have a conversation about the moment when we descover the truth about his mission.

FLASHBACK

I climbed through his opened window,sneeked past gir and went straight down to his I got there, I peered behind a tube of goo and saw ZIM talking to the irken leaders he calls the I heard was awful they were telling him about the fact that when they sent him to earth they actually sent him to banishment,how they don't want any more of his mission reports,and about how they know about mine and ZIM's romance, but disprove that I make him happy.I never knew that irkens were allowed to have no they closed off the line for the last time,I creeped out of the shadows to comfort my defective was the night I first told him that I was in love with him.

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My life ended up working out perfectly in the gets to be love and I get to be his GIR goes to school he won't get ,you see we've ended up posing GIR as our 4 year old child with autism,probablly because I always wanted a child and GIR needs a reason to be here with 't it funny how life works out for a paranormal obsessor and his defective irken.

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