Episode 1 - "Not So Happy Campers Part I"
Summary:
Twenty-two teens arrive at Camp Wawanakwa, and are put into two teams, the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass. Chris explains the rules: each team will compete in challenges for invincibility. The team that wins is rewarded that invincibility, and the team that lost will vote off a camper. At the end of the episode, Chris gives them an unpleasant surprise: they must jump off a cliff for the challenge.
Chris McLean, the host of Total Drama Island, smiles at the camera. A view of a campsite can be seen behind him.
"Hey viewers, this is Chris McLean right here at Camp Wawanakwa! Twenty-two teens will compete in crazy challenges here, and at the end of each challenge, a camper will be voted off or be eliminated. This will happen until the very end, where the last camper standing will win one thousand big ones!" Chris stops, and takes a breath. "The campers should be arriving by now...Chef! Where are they?" Chef Hatchet walks towards Chris, and whispers something in his ear. "Finally, it's been taking forever."
Trent gets off the boat and shakes Chris's hands. "Hey man, nice to meet you. Woah, is this the place we're gonna stay at?" Trent says as he looks around. "Yeah, this is pretty much it. Not what you expected huh? Heheh." replies Chris with a smile. Trent puts his guitar and suitcases down onto the dock and waits.
Owen runs off the boat and hugs Chris. "Ouch! Dude, stop hugging me before I get major spine damage!" complains Chris as Owen lets him go. "Sorry man, I'm just really psyched to be here!" replies Owen, and sees Trent. "What's up man? I'm Owen!" he says and runs off towards him.
Eva slowly gets off the boat, and is greeted by Chris. "Eva." he says. She passes by without a word, and Chris puts on a weird face. "Hey Eva, I'm Owen!" Owen says as he sees her. "Like I care?" replies Eva with no emotion. Owen still keeps his smile, though, and backs up. "Tough girl." says Trent.
When Beth gets off the boat, Owen immediately confronts her. "Owen, maybe you wanna stop trying to make friends to make this introduction part of the episode a little shorter. Remember, it's only half an hour long." says Chris. "Alright, for the show." Owen backs away from Beth. "Okay...Hi Chris!" says Beth, and she hugs Chris, accidentally spitting on him too. Chris pushes her away and rubs the spit off his face.
Duncan gets off the boat next, and is disappointed when he sees the camp. "Juvenile Detention looks better than this crappy place." he comments as he passes Chris. "Thanks, we chose this place for the ratings." replies Chris is a proud tone. "Ugh, and no pretty girls too." Duncan says as he passes by Eva and Beth. "Hey!" Beth cries out. "Watch it bonehead!" yells Eva. "Viewers, you're sure to love him." Chris says at the camera.
Courtney elegantly gets off the boat with her head up high and a smile on her face. "Hello, everyone, I am Courtney! I wish to-" "Save it kiss-up." Eva interrupts her with a frown on her face. "Well, I would like to inform you that-" Chris puts his hand over Courtney's mouth. "Sheesh, we heard enough of you already." He says. "I haven't." Duncan smiles at her, and winks. Courtney doesn't seem to look interested and walks past him, giving Chris a mean look.
Geoff jumps off the boat, successfully landing on the dock. "What's up Chris! It's epic to be here!" he screams as he gives a high-five to Chris. "Wow, someone like me! Hey, I'm Owen!" says Owen, ignoring Chris's advice. "Hey Owen, I'm Geoff, and I love to party!" the two high-five, but Owen's high-five causes Geoff to be knocked down. Chris laughs, and Courtney runs towards Geoff with a portable first-aid kit.
"Are you okay Geo...wow!" Courtney takes her attention away from Geoff and looks at Justin. He had just gotten off the boat and was talking with Chris. "Hi, I'm Courtney!" Courtney introduces herself. Beth and Eva are also seen walking slowly towards Justin. Owen completely forgot about Geoff and started to stare at him. "Thanks for noticing my true beauty." says Justin.
Heather gets off the boat, and examines Camp Wawanakwa. "This place is gross, like you and you." she points at Eva and Owen, and walks past them. Eva is seen ready to chase her when Trent and Courtney pull her back, restraining her from attacking Heather. "A queen bee huh?" said Geoff as he recovered form Owen's blow. "Hi, I'm Beth!" Beth says as she walks up to Heather. "Hello, I don't really care." she replies, and turns away from her.
"Tyler in the house!" Tyler screams as he jumps off the boat. Unlike Geoff, though, he lands on the dock painfully, and Courtney rushes towards him. "She's like a nurse. I dig that." Duncan tells Trent as he sees Courtney tending to Tyler's wounds.
"Eeeeee-eeeee-eeeeee!" Katie and Sadie scream out as they get off the boat. "It's like, such an honor to be here Chris McLean!" Sadie says as she hugs Chris. "Yeah, I can't believe I'm on TV! Oh my gosh, is that the cameraman? Hi world!" Katie says as she puts her face in front of the camera. "Ugh, their voices is like a knife through my brain." Courtney says.
"Hello, Camp Wawanakwa!" Izzy yells as she jumps off the boat. She lands more painfully than Tyler, as she lands on her chin at the edge of the dock. "Come on Nurse Courtney, go fix the crazy's girl chin." Duncan tells Courtney. "Well, I guess it'll help my goal of being friends with everyone..." Courtney says doubtfully, and walks towards Izzy. "Wow, that was totally awesome. Cameraman, play that again!" Chris says. The scene of Izzy landing on the edge of the dock is played three times before resuming to the show. "Hah! Cracks me up!" Chris laughs. "Wait, how does she know the name of the place anyways?" asks Heather. The "Dun Dun Dun" music plays. "Wow, that felt great!" Izzy says as she gets up.
"Hi Chris!" says Bridgette as she gets off the boat, carrying a surfboard and her luggage. "Hello Bridgette, would you like some help with that luggage?" asks Chris. "Sure." she replies, and gives it to Chris. He gives it to Chef, who adds some salt and pepper in the luggage before carrying it away in a large cooking pan. "I think dinner has been chosen." Izzy says, and licks her lips. Owen smiles at Izzy.
"Ezekiel, what's up man?" asks Chris as he sees the home schooled teen get off the boat. "Huh? What's up? I think I see my mom..." he replies. "Sure. Oh, and Ezekiel, I know your home schooled and stuff, but just try not to do anything stupid alright?" Chris says. "Alright, what am I going to do that'll weird people out anyways?" Ezekiel replies. He starts to pick his nose while walking towards Katie and Sadie. "Hey ladies!" he says. "Gross!" They both say together. "Don't pretend you don't have a crush on me." Ezekiel says proudly.
"Hey, I'm DJ." DJ says as he gets off the boat. Chris looked up at him, but barely. "Hey DJ. Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris replies. "A bit depressing. I thought the place was a five-star hotel!" DJ says. "Yeah, I lied."
"Noah, how's it hanging?" asks Chris as Noah gets off the boat. "I don't know, I haven't had a hangover ever since my grandmother gave me a kiss on the cheek. Did you get my memo about my life-threatening allergies? Noah says as he passes Chris. "I'm sure the interns got the memo..." Chris mumbles. "Hah, a nerd." Duncan says to DJ as he sees Noah. "Well, at least I don't look like Harry Potter gone bad." Noah tells Duncan. "What you say!" Duncan yells, and charges at Noah. Fortunately for him, Owen stood between the two to say hi to Noah, causing Duncan to crash into Owen and be bounced back, falling into the lake. "Oops, sorry." Owen says.
"LeShawna has arrived!" LeShawna says as she gets off the boat. "Hey LeShawna, and welcome to reality TV!" Chris says. "Great! The viewers are gonna love me and my awesome attitude! Ya'll better watch out, because LeShawna is going to kick ya'll's butts!" LeShawna walks by everyone, and stands next to Heather. "Ugh, why do I have to stand to the female big one?" Heather asks, and scoots away from LeShawna. "Excuse you? At least I'm not a white stick with a black blob on my head!" LeShawna cried out. "Whatever!" Heather turned her head away and ignored LeShawna.
Harold got off the boat a few minutes after LeShawna. "Why did you get here so late?" asks Chris as he sees Harold. "The driver of the boat got mad because I used my epic karate skills when I saw a rat. He said "I was lame and didn't deserve to be on the show". Weird, huh?" Harold says. "Sure..." Chris replies.
"Who's that cutie?" asks Tyler as he sees Lindsay get off the boat. "Hi Tom! It's so nice to see you again!" Lindsay says as she hugs Chris. "Lindsay, I'm Chris McLean, you know, the wonderful host?" Chris says. "No...but nice to meet you! I think I saw you before when you gave me a piece of paper called a contract though..." Lindsay replies. "Hey, I'm Tyler." says Tyler as Lindsay approaches him. "Hi! I'm Lindsay!" Courtney started to frown. "Another dumb one..." she says in her mind.
"Um...okay." Gwen says as the boat driver tells her something. "Hi Gwen, and welcome to Camp-" "I don't really care...I don't wanna be here!" Gwen says. "Well, you have to...the contract says so!" Chris replies. "Eww, a weird goth girl." Heather says as Gwen stands next to her. "Ugh, whatever." Gwen mumbles.
"The Codemeister has arrived!" Cody says as he gets off the boat. "The last camper is always the coolest!" Owen says, eating a hamburger. "Where'd you get the hamburger from?" Trent asks. "My pocket." Owen replies. "Welcome Cody, and Owen is right, you're the last camper!" Chris says. "Finally! It's been so long..." Courtney complains.
"Now that everyone is here, why not take a picture! Say cheese!" Chris gets his camera out, and clicks the button. "Alright, another one! Say Chris is awesome!" Chris clicks the button, but this time, the dock mysteriously falls apart and the campers fall into the lake. "Hah!" laughs Chris as he sees all of them on the picture. "I'm gonna sleep well tonight!"
"Now that everyone's here and wet...I'm going to put you into teams!" Chris takes out two flash cards. "Team one is the Screaming Gophers! The people in the team are Beth, Bridgette, Courtney, Duncan, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Justin, LeShawna, and Lindsay." The Screaming Gophers were put in one spot, and Chef gave them a banner to hold. It had a picture of a green gopher on it.
"Team two is the Killer Bass! The rest of you are in that team." The rest were put in another spot and got a banner with a red bass on it. "Now that the teams are settled, go to your cabins to unpack!
"This place is not going to work for me!" Heather complains as she enters the Girls' Cabin. "Well tough luck sister, you're gonna stay in here whether you like it or not!" LeShawna says to Heather. "You know, it's not that bad! At least it has beds." Lindsay says. Every stares at her, silencing them all.
Meanwhile the boys were getting along well. "Sweet place!" Owen states as he put his suitcase on a bed. "Yeah, better than home." Duncan replies, taking out a dead racoon out of one of the drawers. "Dude, that's sick!" DJ says, and backs away from the racoon. "It's only a dead animal." Duncan says, and throws it at DJ's face. "AHHHHH!"
"Campers, all go to the cliff! Wear your swimming clothing too; Chef Hatchet will show you there." Chris says over the speaker. "I wonder what the challenge is." Sadie says as she walks out the Girls' Cabin, dressed in her swimming clothes. "Who cares, I know I'll never lose." Eva tells her as she walks past her. "What's her problem?" Sadie whispers to Katie, who shrugs. Chef is seen walking in front of the group, looking back at them with a sad look on his face.
"Welcome to the cliff! This is the place where your first challenge will take place!" Chris says. "What are we gonna do here?" Gwen asks suspiciously. "Let me explain...you guys are going to jump off the cliff!" he says. "WHAT!" Everyone exclaims.