Minutes With Mr. Poe
The tv show all about our beloved Mr. Poe!
Episode: Jellybean Kisses
Announcer: Ladies and ladies, Mr. Poe!
Mr. Poe walks out and, as the ladies and ladies clap, scream, and faint, he makes his special Mr. Poe sound. The ladies giggle and more pass out.
Announcer: I think Mr. Poe likes this, don't you Mr. Poe?
Mr. Poe: I don't think it creditory for me to answer that, and anyway, call me Snigglethorp, ladies, not you, announcer man
Announcer: Like I wanna. So on Minutes With Mr. Poe, this is our first question. Audience, what is that dangnable question? I quite forgot it in my dinner.
The audience murmurs, and make Mr. Poe sounds, of course.
Blue lady: I think you should ask him about butterflies
Annou: It's not what you think I should ask. It's what the question already was, you progatory self samer! Now tell me what that means and you will win something. Only hot women can answer
Blue: What is the prize?
Annou: And by hot it means not you, so shut up. You, over there, in the red. Very nice. What do I mean, when I say progatory self samer?
Red: I don't know
Annou: Very good answer. Come up here.
She walks up and the prize is, of course, a kiss from a stagehand mixed with jellybeans. Mr. Poe laughs, cause he thought he was going to be able to kiss the stagehand. And he wanted some jellybeans, cause he's fat, I mean, very hot... Now the audience won't kill me. By the way I'm the true announcer. I was tied up by that silly announcer. He's up there trying to get jellybeans. What a nut! He'll never get them from that stagehand, much less from Mr. Poe.
Annou: Wow! You're a good kisser, Lady Red. We should go out sometime.
Red: But I didn't kiss you-
Annou: No buts. I won't hear of it. I'll see you later.
He winks at her and pushes her off the stage. If I could just get out of these bonds...
Annou: So, back to the question-
Mr. Poe: I don't think there should be a question
Annou: Why not? That's silly, that's what this whole show is about
Mr. Poe: I thought it was about me
Annou: But, well, yes, on the whole, it's about you. This question tells your adoring fans more about you, so that they can love you more
Mr. Poe: They don't already love me to the full?!
Annou: Of course they do, it's just... Stop this! You're trying to make me scared, so you can make me do anything you want, isn't that right, MR.. Poe?
Mr. Poe: Of course it isn't.I'm blond you know
Annou: Ok-ay. What has that do with anything?
Mr: Poe: I was talking to the stagehand. Underneath all this brown, it's blond. You like blond, don't you stagehand?
Stagehand nods vigorously. Mr. Poe knows how to handle stagehands...
Mr. Poe: If you want to see me blond, give me the j-e-l-l-y-b-e-a-n-s
The stagehand jumps on Mr. Poe's shoulder's and strangles him. The audience tries to stop the estranged stagehand, but it is too late. That's all the time we have for today. The episode is over and you won't know what happens till I write another one. Which means till I get out of these ropes, which means till I call someone, which means, till I get this gag off, which means...