A/N: Due to recent reviews from my other readers, and because I also like
this pairing, I'm now doing a Ron/Hermione fic. In the beginning Mione is
talking to her sister Margarita, known to her as Maggot-Rita. Here is the
story.
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story except for the plot. Enough said!
Hermione's POV
"I was sitting on my bed when the owl came from Viktor. The note it carried read: 'Herm-oh-ninny, I have a matter of urgency to write to you about. I have fallen in love with your sister Margarita. Therefore, I am dumping you. Goodbye. Viktor' That is why, dear sister, I haven't spoken to you since the 'Mysterious Owl' arrived."
"Oh, Hermione! That was a, umm, different Viktor! That's it, a different Viktor!" my older sister, Margarita, lied instantly.
"Oh, really. I never knew there was another Viktor who: number one, was once my boyfriend, or number two, called me Herm-oh-ninny! So don't go into all that lying business with me, you stupid idiot! I'm going upstairs, and I'm packing to go to Ron's house! Bye, dearest sister! I DON'T miss you already!" I spat out as I headed out of the living room to my room wondering when it was that I had last heard from Ron Weasley. Oh well, the sight of him would be something at the moment. I decided to send Ron an owl before I left for his house. The note I sent to him read:
Dear Ron,
I need to come to your house. I can't go to Harry's house, otherwise the Dursley's will throw me out. Maggot-Rita has bugged me for the last time in her life. I am coming there today. Since I don't have Floo Powder, I'm walking! See you later!
Love,
Hermione
"There. With that letter done, I can finally leave this idiotic, will-be- the-death-of-me house. God, I hate this house! Now that my parents are dead, nitty-gritty, wishy-washy, girly-girly Maggot-Rita has to take care of me. Jeez'm, why'd Mrs. Riddle ever give birth to that god-dreadful, soulless man who killed my fantastic parents and left Maggot-Rita to take 'wonderful care of their little baby girl.' Voldemort is so damn cruel! He Avada Kedavra'd my parents but not Maggot-Rita. Why didn't he kill her instead? I could live without Maggot-Rita, but parents are something different. We need parents! Too bad I'll have to wait for Ron's reply before I can leave. I guess that I should get lost in Hogwarts: A History for a while. This'll set a record. If I finish it today, I'll have read it 10,000 times in the past 5 years since I first got it out of the library. God, I love that book. It always makes me feel like I am back at good ol' Hogwarts," I muttered as I packed my trunk, "It's a good thing that they lifted the ban on underage wizardry last year. If they didn't, the weight of this trunk would kill me. God, this must weigh 1,000 pounds! That's the only problem about books: they're always so heavy at Hogwarts! I'll try using a weightlessness charm on them."
A/N: Finally, the end of the first chapter! I know that its kind of short. The next one will be longer. R/R, please! I want 10 more reviews before I write another chapter. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story except for the plot. Enough said!
Hermione's POV
"I was sitting on my bed when the owl came from Viktor. The note it carried read: 'Herm-oh-ninny, I have a matter of urgency to write to you about. I have fallen in love with your sister Margarita. Therefore, I am dumping you. Goodbye. Viktor' That is why, dear sister, I haven't spoken to you since the 'Mysterious Owl' arrived."
"Oh, Hermione! That was a, umm, different Viktor! That's it, a different Viktor!" my older sister, Margarita, lied instantly.
"Oh, really. I never knew there was another Viktor who: number one, was once my boyfriend, or number two, called me Herm-oh-ninny! So don't go into all that lying business with me, you stupid idiot! I'm going upstairs, and I'm packing to go to Ron's house! Bye, dearest sister! I DON'T miss you already!" I spat out as I headed out of the living room to my room wondering when it was that I had last heard from Ron Weasley. Oh well, the sight of him would be something at the moment. I decided to send Ron an owl before I left for his house. The note I sent to him read:
Dear Ron,
I need to come to your house. I can't go to Harry's house, otherwise the Dursley's will throw me out. Maggot-Rita has bugged me for the last time in her life. I am coming there today. Since I don't have Floo Powder, I'm walking! See you later!
Love,
Hermione
"There. With that letter done, I can finally leave this idiotic, will-be- the-death-of-me house. God, I hate this house! Now that my parents are dead, nitty-gritty, wishy-washy, girly-girly Maggot-Rita has to take care of me. Jeez'm, why'd Mrs. Riddle ever give birth to that god-dreadful, soulless man who killed my fantastic parents and left Maggot-Rita to take 'wonderful care of their little baby girl.' Voldemort is so damn cruel! He Avada Kedavra'd my parents but not Maggot-Rita. Why didn't he kill her instead? I could live without Maggot-Rita, but parents are something different. We need parents! Too bad I'll have to wait for Ron's reply before I can leave. I guess that I should get lost in Hogwarts: A History for a while. This'll set a record. If I finish it today, I'll have read it 10,000 times in the past 5 years since I first got it out of the library. God, I love that book. It always makes me feel like I am back at good ol' Hogwarts," I muttered as I packed my trunk, "It's a good thing that they lifted the ban on underage wizardry last year. If they didn't, the weight of this trunk would kill me. God, this must weigh 1,000 pounds! That's the only problem about books: they're always so heavy at Hogwarts! I'll try using a weightlessness charm on them."
A/N: Finally, the end of the first chapter! I know that its kind of short. The next one will be longer. R/R, please! I want 10 more reviews before I write another chapter. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!