In a land called "Programia" there lived a small application called Auslogics Defragger. Auslogics Defragger didn't have many friends. All the popular programs like Utorrent and Firefox shunned poor Auslogics, as he didn't download stuff like they did. As a result, he was a very lonely program. He spent most of his time organising his things in his small villa. He did have a few friends though, like his brother Auslogic Bootspeed, who he nicknamed "Booty". He was known to be very useful program, sometimes too useful. He was bordoline OCD, and had trouble going outside. Sometimes programs would ask him to defrag solid state drives, but he knew not how to do such things. Although, sometimes programs would force him to do things against his wishes and poor Auslogics couldn't handle this.
Auslogics liked squares.
One day Cursor clicked on Auslogics. Auslogics opened.
One day Auslogics was hanging out with CrapCleaner. Auslogics and CC were good friends. They were hanging one day and saw the most beautiful program they'd ever put their eyes on. Auslogics though "Damn that's a good looking fragmented file". I will defragment it. It turned out to be a file that was part of Utorrent. Auslogics thought "Wait, if I fix Utorrent, Utorrent will like me!".
So he did.
Peerblock likes cubes. Tomorrow Peerblock will marry. Peerblock is blue. Peerblock wasn't very effective, but there was no harm in Peerblock being used. Peerblock sometimes felt useless. Because he was.
The end.