A/N: I in no way intended to portray Tenten as rude, annoying, stuck up, or anything else negative. She is one of my favorite characters, she only acts the way she does to add humor to the story.

What are you gonna' do about it?

"Neji?!"
"What?"
"I'm sick."
"And?"
"What are you gonna' do about it?"
"Tenten, you're pregnant. Did you really expect to be morning sickness-less? (Even THE Hyuuga Neji has a little trouble putting together coherent sentences at 5:00 in the morning.)"
"…No… but…"
"There's nothing I can do."
"There has to be something, I mean it is your fault."
"My fault?"
"You got me pregnant."
Sigh. "I'll get the ginger ale and saltines."


"Neji?!"
"What?"
"My feet are swollen."
"And?"
"What are you gonna' do about it?"
"Tenten, there's an entire little person swimming around in your stomach."
"Ewww... Do you really have to refer to your child like that?'
"Don't you mean our child?"
"You're the one that got me knocked up."
Sigh.
"I'll get some ice packs."
"Neji?!"
"What?"
"I'm hungry."
"And?" "What are you gonna' do about it?"
"Tenten, these cravings are driving me insane."
"I blame you."
"What?"
"You did this to me."
Sigh. "I'll get the chocolate covered pickles."
"Neji?!"
"What?"
"My back hurts."
"And?"
"What are you gonna' do about it?"
"Tenten, you're as big as a watermelon. What did you think would happen?"
"You're the one that wanted kids a year after we got married."
"That was you."
"But you went along with it."
Sigh. "I'll get the Tylenol."
"Neji?!"
"What?"
"I'm in labor."
"I thought you still had two weeks!"
"Well, what are you gonna' do about it?"
"Get you to a doctor."
"Tenten?!"
"What?"
"Your kid's crying."
"And?"
"What are you gonna' do about it?"