Metal Gear Solid: The Outer Heaven Chronicles

HEY EVERYBODY! HOW ARE YA!? JACK HERE! I've had this one in the works for a long time, and I finally managed to get enough information together to feel comfortable with writing it! This is an AU Fic where Zero gets the shit end of the Stick (Meaning he will be experiencing Murphy's Law in full effect), Les Enfants Terribles will not happen (that being said, I still have use for the term), Outer Heaven will be acknowledged as a Nation by the UN, and Liquid, Solid, and Solidus will all be of Natural birth. (How will be explained when you read the chapter)

Summary: What if EVA, Ocelot, and a few other soldiers connected to the Patriots followed Big Boss when he left the Patriots? What if Ocelot took half the Philosopher's Legacy with them? What if Liquid, Solid, and Solidus were of natural birth and raised by their parents? What if Outer Heaven became an actual Nation? AU Fic.

PROLOGUE

-October of 1971-

Big Boss, aka Naked Snake, stood at the edge of the facility where he had fought Gene. He knew that the Patriots system was wrong, but the question was who would follow him? EVA would. Roy too. Python? Perhaps. Null? Maybe. He could at least try to convince Ocelot... He owes the Boss that. He knows that Ocelot has half of the Legacy, which would be of great use to him. "Make the world whole," he mumbled: the Boss' final request. He knew this couldn't be done with the current set of nations... so he'll have to create a new nation. Gene wanted to do the same, but his way was just so... Wrong. Soldiers deserve something outside Gene's Armies Heaven. "Outer Heaven," he mumbled.

XxX

Major Zero was a bit disturbed by the fact that Big Boss was visiting the sight of his showdown with Gene. It only served to increase the size of the gap between him and the last Son of the Boss that had formed over the past year and a half: something he saw as unacceptable.

If Big Boss left the Patriot's, then a considerable number of men and women would follow him. EVA would follow that man into the Gates of Hell if he asked her to... Ocelot is a wildcard that he could never get a proper read on, so it's possible that he'd in with his mother's greatest student too, taking half of the Philosophers Legacy with him. "I'm just being paranoid," he mumbled, trying to reassure himself.

XxX

Snake had received a call from Para-medic as soon as he landed in the states: she said something about a fertility drug, whatever that meant. He had decided to take a closer look at the filament containing the location of the Funds, soldiers, and equipment Gene had amassed for the creation of Armies Heaven.

After careful examination, he was able to determine the location was in Columbia near the border of Panama at the Golfo de Uraba. Gene had about, $500,000 in cash, 100 men, and three destroyers there... He'd contact Miller, and have him check it out: he trusted Kazuhira's judgment.

XxX

Snake walked into Para-medic's office where the doctor was looking at a medical chart. "Have a seat," she said without looking away from her chart, "I'll be right with you." Snake wordlessly sat down on the examination table and waited for Para-medic to finish up. Ten seconds later, she put the chart down and rolled her chair over to him. "I've been working on a drug designed to take anyone who was sterilized by radiation and make them fertile again," stated Para-medic, "The preliminary testing has shown fantastic results and I believe it's time to see how it works on Human's."

"And you want me to be the guinea pig," he clarified.

"To be fair you're the best possible test subject," she replied, "Plus EVA would be overjoyed if she could bear your children."

"Alright," he replied after a moment's thought, "I'll do it."

Para-medic smiled, "Thank you Snake."

"So what do I have to do," he asked.

Para-medic pulled out a bottle of pills and said, "Take two tablets once daily for the next month."

"And after that," he asked.

"You come see me so I can do some testing to see if it worked," she replied.

Seeing no other reason to stay, Snake went on his way.

XxX

Snake stood outside the house he and EVA were living in. It's nothing special since it only has a full bathroom, a master bedroom, a guest bedroom, and the living room, dining room, and kitchen are all connected, but it's theirs. Snake walked in to see EVA setting the table for dinner. "Hello Cynthia," he greeted.

"Welcome home John," she replied, "How was your trip?"

"Productive," he answered, "so what's for dinner?"

"General Tso's Chicken," she replied, "I know it's one of your favorite meals."

John smiled as they sat down and had dinner. "Para-Medic gave me these pills," he said calmly, "I'm the guinea pig for a drug that could take people who're sterile and make them fertile."

The way Cynthia's face lit up said it all: she was ecstatic. "That's great," she said with a smile, "How long until you're suppose to see results?"

"Para-Medic said to come see her a month from now," he replied, "She's going to do some tests to see what the results are."

"That's wonderful," she said happily, "I might even have to give you a reward tonight."

John smiled back, "I'd like that."

-A MONTH LATER-

Snake had done as Paramedic had instructed him for the past month, and taken two tablets a day for the last Month. Now it is time for a checkup. "I'll need a sample," stated Para-Medic as she handed Snake a plastic container. Snake was a little embarrassed by this: it's not every day that your doctor tells you to jack yourself off. He walked back in about ten minutes later and handed Para-Medic the container. "Thank you."

"So... Uh... How long will this take," he asked.

"I should have the results sometime this evening," replied Para-Medic, "You can go home if you want."

"Okay," said Snake as he began to walk out.

"But before you go," said Para-Medic as she grabbed Snake by the color and planted a kiss on him. She licked her lips and said, "So that's what a hero tastes like."

Snake blinked and said, "Um, thanks Para-Medic."

"Anytime," replied the Doctor.

XxX

John and Cynthia were sitting down for dinner when the phone rang. "I'll go get it," said John as he got up, "It might be Para-Medic."

"Let's hope she has some good news," Cynthia replied with a sensual tone.

John picked up the phone and said, "Hello?"

"Hello John, this is Dr. Clark," stated Para-Medic, "your test results are in."

John nodded, "Okay, so what are they?"

"It worked," she replied, "you're fertile enough to have kids."

"THAT'S GREAT," he practically shouted.

Para-Medic giggled at the man's excitement, "Be sure to tell Cynthia to give me a call if she ever feels up for a threesome."

"I will," he chuckled, "and thanks, for everything."

"Have a nice evening," she replied.

John walked back to the dining room where Cynthia was waiting patiently, "So?"

"It worked," he replied causing Cynthia to squeal with delight, "We'll make our first attempt after dinner."

Cynthia smiled sensually as she said, "I'm looking forward to it."

"And Dr. Clark said to call her if you ever feel like having a threesome," he added with a light blush on his cheeks.

Cynthia tapped her chin and said, "I'll be sure to call her sometime."

DONE!

Time for the Explanations!

Q: Why was Snake visiting the San Hieronymo Peninsula?

A: I needed something to help create the rift that grew between Snake and Major Zero.

Q: Where do I find the Gulfo de Uraba?

A: It's right where Central America and South America meet, on the east coast.

Q: Why are Snake and EVA living together?

A: Because she loves him, and he's at least fond of her.

Q: Why does Para-Medic have the Hots for Big Boss?

A Why wouldn't she?