Anachronism
Written by Colonel Karl L Schubaltz
Anachronism is: "One that is out of its proper or chronological order, especially a person or practice that belongs to an earlier time" or "The representation of someone as existing or something as happening in other than chronological, proper, or historical order."
Leon: *sitting at a table, pondering, in deep thought* Hmmmmmm.... Van: *sees this* Hey! Guys! Mjr. Aethelwulf is in deep thought! He's going to solve our problems!! Rudolph: Is he thinking of the fate of the Empire? Hermann: Or the Republic? Fiona: Or how about dealing with the Death Saurer? Ryss: Or the Death Stinger? Karl: Is he pondering the best tactic necessary to defeat the enemy? Thomas: Or is he finding out how I can win the affections of Miss Fiona once and for all? Irvine: World peace? Moonbay: Or the fastest way to make money? Camford: To cure all diseases? Raven: Or the perfect zoid to defeat all others? Hiltz: Red hairdye? Prozen: Or white? Ryss: Or blue? Dr. D: What about the gravity cannon!? O'Connell: Or my family's apple orchard or the perfect aereal zoid? Zeke: Roar rowr grrrrrrrr? [or getting Thomas off Fiona's back] Leon: *outburst* I GOT IT! Everyone: *listening intently* Yes?? Leon: Damn... lost it again. Everyone: D'oh!! Van: Will he think of ways to bring good rain to the droughted cities? Irvine: Or how to bring my Command Wolf back from the grave? Fiona: What about drying the cities that had been flooded? Thomas: Or for Miss Fiona to be mine? Karl: Or for Thomas to get a clue. Thomas: *snort* Karl: =ppppppp Raven: How about to bring Shadow back. Ryss: Or to make Raven mine. Prozen: Death Saurer! Bring my Death Saurer back! Hiltz: Death.... he said death... *Butt-Head laugh* Rudolph: What about the Empire? Camford: And the Republic? Hermann: How to kick Hiltz's ass? O'Connell: Or getting my money back from Moonbay *GLARE* Moonbay: =ppppppppp Leon: I GOT IT!!! Everyone: YES?? *intent stare* Leon: I was wrong... Everyone: DAUGH!!!! Van: This suspense is killing me! Fiona: Does Van love me? Thomas: Does Miss Fiona love me? Karl: Is Thomas adopted? Thomas: =pppppppp Karl: =pppppppp Rudolph: Is Marianne having an affair? Camford: Or is Rob Hermann Guile's son? Hermann: O.o;;;; Raven: HA HA!! O'Connell: I WANT MY MONEY BACK!! Moonbay: No! Prozen: Will I have the Empire? Ryss: Will I win the lottery? Hiltz: Look. Weed.... can I smoke it? Leon: AH HA!! FINALLY! Everyone: *looks intent* Yes? Yes? Leon: *runs off-screen, runs back with a microwave in tow and places a bag of popcorn inside, then sets it for 5 minutes and presses Start* Ta-da! Everyone: *anime facefault* Leon: *triumphant smile* Hiltz: *eye twitch* Let's just hope he doesn't learn how to use a gun... *BANG!* Hiltz: *falls down dead, bullet to the head* Leon: O.o;;;; so THAT's how that magic shooty thingy works... *hands the gun back to Hermann and runs off* Everyone: -.-;;;; Karl: ....and I'm married to it.... Thomas: Sucks to be you, dude... Karl: =pppppp Thomas: =pppp
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