-1Out in a alternative dimension, there was a being known as Master Hand. He was a being that could create life with a single wave. He contained knowledge and power you can't imagine. In fact, you might say that he is in fact a god. But most of all, Master Hand is a Nintendo fan boy!

"I'm bored and I already beaten all of my games" Master Hand said to himself. "I know!" he shouted "I'll make fan fiction!" But he wanted to make one with all his favorite characters, so it would be a cross-over fanfic! He got out his labtop computer and typed in the title.

Super Smash Brothers

A fanfic made by iluvnes4ever

Pleased with the title, he continued on. The being created a soda half way in the first paragraph, then continued on. He re-read the paragraph.

In da centr of da Nintendoverse ther wuz a powrful and smart and sexy god calld Master Hand. Master Hand wuz powrful but he needd mor powr. So he capterd Nintendo's gratest heros and mad a tornemant. "U wil fit ech othr so I wil b strongr" Master Hand laffed. So evrywan had to stay in dis manshion witch thay stayd in whn not fiting ech othr.

Master Hand was very pleased, and continued typing until an entire chapter was complete! He saved it and made the next chapter, which he thought was also cool. But he soon felt a dark presence nearby. Master Hand turned to see his evil twin Crazy Hand! Crazy Hand, unlike Master Hand, was a being of destruction. Anything Master Hand created Crazy Hand often destroyed. But Master Hand continued typing his fanfic and hoped his brother went away.

"Hey there Master Hand" the dark hand greeted. "Hi" the other spoke as he typed. Curious to what his brother was doing, Crazy Hand went closer to read the fanfic. Crazy Hand shouted "what the hell is this crap?" Master Hand grumbled "it's my Nintendo fanfic. And I'll spell check it once I'm finished." "This fanfic is bad even with good grammar!" Crazy Hand muttered. He pointed to one paragraph and said "and why is he there if this is a Nintendo fic?" Master Hand looked to see what his twin was talking about.

"eat dis" Solid Snak said as he threw a grnad at Mario. Mario dodgd it and hit Snak with a Kopa shel.

"Solid Snake was in Metal Gear on the NES" Master Hand replied "so he is, in a way, a Nintendo character." Crazy Hand, unpleased with his answer, continued reading. "Marth and Roy are gay?" shouted Crazy Hand "why the hell are they lovers?" "I thought they would make a good couple" said Master Hand. He was knocked aside as Crazy Hand read the entire story.

"Everybody is out of character, the story is unoriginal, and you even added YOURSELF in this!" Crazy Hand shouted. "Oh shut up, Xbox lover!" Master Hand shouted back. "HEY!" the dark hand yelled "just because I like to play Halo does not make me an Xbox lover!" "Xbox lover! Xbox lover! Xbox lover!" Master Hand chanted. Crazy Hand got pissed off and destroyed the computer, along with the fanfic. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Master Hand screamed. "YOU BASTARD! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!"

With a wave of his hand, his trophy collection of Nintendo characters came alive. "Attack my minions!" Master Hand ordered. The characters instead attacked Master Hand. "BUT I CREATED YOOOOOOOOOU!" the hand cried as his trophies beat him up. Crazy Hand laughed at the carnage, but the Nintendo characters also attacked him. A few minutes later both Master Hand and Crazy Hand were both defeated.

Some game developer woke up and got an idea for a new game. And that's the story of Super Smash Brothers!