Easter:
No, John. Absolutely, definitely, and forever an absolute no. No. – SH
Oh come ON Sherlock! It's only for a couple hours! – JW
I have a reputation, John. – SH
Yeah – as a stuck-up git. This little favor is not going to change your so-called 'reputation.' - JW
Your very funny, John. FYI, the members of Scotland Yard hold me in the highest respect. – SH
Hi guys! – SD
Sally – what the hell are you doing? – SH
Texting you, you nitwit. And no, we don't hold you in 'the highest respect.' You in fact, Freak, fall under the category of 'Lowest respect possible'. And what's with the FYI? – SD
It took too long to type For Your Information. I just abbreviated. To get back to the point, no John. – SH
What is this about? – SD
I need someone to help at Sarah's Easter Egg Hunt. Her niece and a whole other bunch of kids are coming. – JW
So? – SD
The Easter Bunny has to make an appearance at this party. – JW
I said no, John. – SH
OMG! ROFL! – SD
Don't do that Sally; it makes you seem even more mentally retarded then you actually are. – SH
Send me a picture. – SD
I SAID NO! – SH