Lavi: ALLEN~~~ *glomp*
Allen: ACK- *gets crushed by Lavi* C-Can't Breathe...!
Lavi: *hugs tighter* GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS~~
Allen: Die...ing...
Lavi: *snuggles* no silly~ It's Thanksgiving~
Allen: *spirit floats up to heaven*
Lavi: ...Allen? Aren't you going to say happy thanks giving? *pokes*
Allen: xwx
Lavi: ...Allen? ALLEN SPEAK TO ME BUDDY! *Shakes violently*
Allen: XwX
Lenalee: I think you killed him...
Lavi: WHA? I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
Kanda: Tch. You and your gayness was too much for the Sprout. And now look at him.
Allen: *not breathing*
Lavi: ...Well...maybe he's just sleeping...
Lenalee: His eyes are open...
Lavi: ...He sleeps with them open?
Kanda: He's not breathing idiot...
Lavi: ...BREATH OF LIFE! *does CPR on Allen*
Allen: *spirit floats back down and lives* *sees Lavi doing CPR on me* ...*blushes*
Lenalee: HE'S ALIVE!
Kanda: *snaps fingers* 'So close...'
Lavi: YAY! CPR WORKED~
Allen: Uhmmm...No...I"m still dead...I need more CPR~ *smiles*
Lavi: Oh owo...ok then...LIVEEEE! *does CPR again*
Lenalee: ...Idiot..-w-''
Kanda: oAe...*looks away*
Lenalee: Aww, Kanda c'mon, it's Thanksgiving, be thankful Allen-kun's alive and happy!
Kanda: Tch,whatever, let's go. *grabs Lenalee's hand and walks away*
Lenalee: *blushes* O-Ok then! Bye guys!
Lavi and Allen: Bye! *waves*
Lavi: So wait...why are we here again?
Allen: We're here to wish everybody a happy thanksgiving. You, a Bookman Jr., couldn't remember that?
Lavi: Er well...I wasn't really paying Attention...I was thinking about how we were going to spend Christmas. Maybe like last year when we-
Allen: *covers mouth* D-DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD! *BLUSHES HARD*
Lavi: mmmph? D:
Allen: WELL ANYWAYS! Have a happy Thanksgiving!
Lavi: *licks allen's hand*
Allen: EEP! ewww, Lavi! You got your spit all over my hand!
Lavi: ...So, spit on your hand is gross, but a tongue in your mouth isn't?
Allen: LAVI!
Lavi: Sorry, sorry!
Allen: NOW GO TURN TO THE READERS AND WISH THEM A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Lavi: Eek! Ok, ok, just don't hurt me! *turns to readers and bows a lot* Happy Thanksgiving! Happy Thanksgiving! Happy Thanksgiving! Happy Thanks-
Allen: That's enough -w-''
Lavi: Now what?
Allen: Let's leave and let bambi go back to her NaNoWriMo Novel, she barely had enough time to write this!
Lavi: Orrrrr~ We could do this! *grabs Allen and makes-out wiff him*
Allen: MMPH-!
Bambi: ...I'll leave the rest up to your imagination... :33 *goes back to my novel*