Insanity: yes I am plaining to add lemons to this...XD
Sanity: her first lemon...kinda scares me...
Insanity: Do I look like o own squat?
Sanity: oh and just so yall know I am a girl even if it's kinda hard to tell in this fic...
CrazyMothaFuckaGotAGun
I sighed for what seemed like the tousandth time that night and looked down at the outfit Insanity, my sister had dressed me in. Of course Insanity wasn't her real name but it suited her so much better than her actual name witch was Dani.
She had dressed me in a white dress shirt and tight white leather pants. Tipical Insanity.
Speaking of the crazy where was she?
"I'm here my dear Ryou!" she yelled directly in my ear. She had a way of knowing what you were thinking and ecatly how to annoy you. How Sanity put up with her I will never know.
"I put up with her because I love her...I guess." said Sanity at a more level voice than my sister had. Like Insanity, Sanity had a way of knowing what you were thinking aswell.
Insanity giggled and when and jumped into Sanity's arms, wrapping her legs around Sanity's waist.
"You two were ment for eachother. The emo and the hyperactive emo. Perfect harmony." I laughed hauling myself off of the ground.I brushed thee nonexistant dust off my butt and legs.
"First, I'm crazy not hyperactive nor am I emo. I usta be but I ain't since I meet Sanity." Insanity said nuzzeling her check into Sanity's neck making Sanity turn a very prompt shade of red against her pale skin.
"Whatever sis. Tell yourself what you want." I said still laughing.
I looked at what they were both wearing. Sanity had on loose fitting dark demin jeans and a nice red and black pinstripped dress shirt.
Insanity had on a short black leather skirt with a black mid-drift holster top that Malik would be proud to wear. Her shoes consisted of black steltoes while Sanity wore the more sensible black convers.
"You two clean up good." I said with a smirk.
"We could say the same for you but you don't clean up near as well as us." Sanity retored smirking all the while, slipping her arms around Insanity's waist to hold her up.
I scowled.
Insanity jumped off of Sanity to jump on me. "Don't be such a pain in the ass, Ryou! We're going to the club to meet an old friend of mine from the sanitorium." she whispered into my ear making an involentary shiver run down my spine. Not just because of her close proxcimity to me but because she had told me about the days when she was locked up and honestly the people she told me about kinda scared me.
"Get offa him, Insanity!" Sa nity yelled halling her grilfriend off of me and into her arms bridal style making Insanity blush.
"I won't touch him for the rest off the night if you just put me down!" Insanity had a dear of being held. No one really knew why except maybe Sanity and If she knew she wasn't telling.
"Didn't know you hated me so much." Sanity pouted putting Insanity down. Walking out the door to her black mustang sitting outside.
"I don't hate you and you know it!" Insanity yelled running after her. Me following behind at a slower pace.
By the time we were going to get to the club one of two things was going to happen. 1) either they would still be yelling at eachother and end up grinding against anyone and everyone trying to make eachother jelious or 2) they were goi9ng to be making out in the backseat forcing me to drive.
BitchDon'tKnowWhenToShutUp
By the time we got to the club Sanity and Insanity were both in the backseat. Yup you guessed it, making out. And sertantily looking ready to get a little more R rated.
Not on my watch!
"Guys were here!" I yelled. They both jumped and hit their heads on the cealing of the car.
"Were going, were going." Sanity grumbeled getting out of the car with Insanity following right behind her.
Insanity wrapped her arms around my shoulder and yelled past me to Sanity, "Go on in we';; catch up!"
Sanity shrugged and walked in.
"Now Ryou." Insanity started while spinning me towards her, "No matter what don't take any candy from any of my friends. Wheather it be litteral or figurative. If they offer you anything come to me and ask me about it before you bite it or drink it. Cuz taking anything from them would be just as bad as taking candy from a stranger."