Suzumiya Haruhi

Err...this is my first story, first time writing a fan-fic, decided to do one on Suzumiya Haruhi because...I just felt like it so I shall start.

Main characters: Nagato Yuki (alien)

Suzumiya Haruhi (I have no idea what she is but for now a data something thingy)

Mikuru chan (time traveller)

Kyon (some random guy)

Koizumi (another random guy...esper)

Prologue

Kyon and ghosts

It was summer, clear blue skies, sunny hot days, the water melons and the ice creams. Summer, freedom from the dreaded school. That was summer. Yep, my planned out normal summer. What more can a guy ask for?

"And what I'm a doing here?" I asked, looking at the chess pieces in front of me and picking out a white knight and moving it forward. "Playing chess." Koizumi answered, he lifted his queen and defeated my knight with a single strike.

Why? You may ask. I shall allow it.

Here I was wearing the dreaded school uniform sitting in the club room awaiting her highness who apparently was late. She had called earlier the day demanding that all of us meet her in the club room. Knowing her highness she had something ridiculous planned out again and I was about to get drag into it, like always.

I bit my lip and this time move my white castle. Koizumi smiled and moved his bishop and ate my castle. I sighed. My long summer holidays were gone, my planned out sleeping squedule all gone, here I was seating in the clubroom losing chess. Haruhi already one hour late was testing my patience and it didn't help when Koizumi used his bishop to conquer my queen. Damm this guy was too good.

Mikuru-chan set a cup of green tea down on the table and smiled at her. Mikuru-chan the only normal girl in this club, setting many hearts on fire, the girl with the big boobs. I drank her tea, felt sprit rush back into me and conquered Koizumi's bishop with my king.

"Ah."Koizumi said. He was about to move his knight when Yuki appeared. The girl moved silent and settled herself in a chair at the far corners of the room. I looked at her as she read her book. Good for you Nagato, you don't need to take part in this worthless competition. Now where was her highness?

Koizumi beat me by a land slide and all I could do was sip Mikuru-chan's tea while I mope on my lost. 30 minutes later, her highness finally appears. She was smiling and nothing good can come out of it. Think happy thoughts Kyon, I told myself and prayed that it wasn't any of those world destruction things again.

Kissing Haruhi was a nightmare that I would never went to live through ever again. Well, on the good side, her lips were soft.

She smirked and lifted a pamphlet.

"Activities for the summer." I read, looking at the title of the pamphlet. Well, isn't this great, how quaint. I opened the pamphlet and stared at the words. "Ghost hunting." I said, looking at the words and I sighed. "Haruhi, are we suppose to do this?" I asked. She nodded and she produced 4 nets behind her. "This summer holidays we're going to visit the haunted spots in Japan and catch some Ghost." She replied.

Wow, she brought nets.

"Haruhi, what are those nets for?" I asked. She smirked. "Of course, we need nets to catch ghost right." she answered.

God, if you're up there, kill me.

Chapter 1

The cemetery

Nagato and I took the train to the meeting place Haruhi said to meet. The girl sure was forceful after trying to change her mind for 3 hours I gave up went home and packed. 3 pairs of short, 5 shirt and a water bottle oh and the net. I met Nagato at the train station she wore a summer dress and had a hat on. She carried a bag pack that seemed too heavy for a 3 days 2 night trip to god knows where.

We stood side by side in silence and the train arrived and I heave a huge sigh of relief. Nagato stomach growled and I frowned. "Nagato?" I asked. She turned to face me. "Are you hungry?" I asked. Nagato was silent for a moment and then she nodded.

Well, seeing how cutely she responded with that clear innocent eyes and that quiet atmosphere I had no choice but to order a bento lunchbox for her. She ate in silence and again I inspected the net Haruhi gave us.

How can a net catch a ghost? Did ghost even exist? I was pondering then realise that my encyclopaedia was beside me and I asked her. "Nagato do ghost exist?" I asked her. Nagato popped another chicken into her mouth, chewed and then turned to me nodding,

Hmm...That wasn't as shocking as I expected it to be. Maybe I was immune. Koizumi was an esper, Mikuru was a time traveller, Yuki here was an alien and Haruhi...well her highness was the trouble. "What are they?" I asked.

"Too difficult to explain." She answered. I slumped. "Why?" I asked. Nagato placed her chop sticks down. "Lost data." She answered. "In this world humans are computed as data and when they die they become lost data. Lost data become a rampaging substance that disrupts the balance in this world and they are constantly eradicated." She said.

A reminder to self, don't ask Yuki to explain.

"Eradication?" I asked. "We help to eradicate the lost data in the world, in your terms we send them to their resting place, heaven or hell." She said.

"Ok." I said. I give up trying to understand. Aliens were confusing.

For now, ghost exists and they are dead creatures. We arrived at our destination and found ourselves questioned by a very excited Haruhi. "Why are you late?" she asked, pointing to me. I looked at my time, if I had a say in this club I would say I was 15 minutes earlier.

"Drinks are on Kyon." Haruhi announced happily. I looked at the bento I bought for Nagato just now and the money in my wallet. I am such a lucky guy.

The station we dropped off at was next to a dense forest and a small town. The forest itself was creepy and dark, the town old and ancient. She led us to a house that had a little style left in it and we were greeted by an old couple. "Welcome to broke town inn." They answered. Haruhi grinned in pleasure. Broke town? What a weird name. I glance at Haruhi. I hope she hasn't desired this. Again I prayed. Please don't let it turn to another end of world manifesto.

Boys led to one room and girls to another. Such a waste I wouldn't be able to see Mikuru-chan's great body. Her highness didn't waste time and after we settled into our rooms she ordered for us to grab our nets and meet in the lobby.

"A haunted spot?" the old couple said and Haruhi nodded excitedly. I moaned. "Isn't this fun." Koizumi said. Mikuru whined a little and I felt sorry for her. Haruhi had forced her to wear a white bed sheet. "For the event." Haruhi answered when I asked her why Mikuru needed to be dressed in a white bed sheet. I don't think ghost or "lost data" looked like a teru teru bozu. (Some charm Japanese use to pray for good weather, or bad weather)

"The cemetery in the forest." The old man answered. "Yes, very famous spot, many ghost hunters visit that spot." The old man said. I saw a sparkle in Haruhi's eyes; looked at my net and realised I looked stupid.

"Ok team you heard the man let's get going I want to catch a ghost by today!" she shouted. I nudge Nagato. "Can we catch lost data with a net?" I asked. Yuki looked at her net and turned back to me. "This is called a net?" she asked. I sighed. She was an alien I should have known better. Mikuru-chan stayed close to me, holding her net in front of sobbing. I felt like we were going beetle hunting.

As we entered the forest a strange silence crept up onto us.

Koizumi's eyes widen and I gasped. I remembered this feeling. Koizumi and I looked at each other, each knowing this feeling. Nagato stopped. Mikuru and Haruhi walked in front of us not realising the danger.

"We're in close space." Koizumi announced.