I hold no grudge against twilight. I love it to bits just its fun to take the Mick out of it
Jasper
Get every girl to send horny vibes to him
Feel really depressed when you're near him
Remind him that he's not actually linked to the Cullen's in any way
Cut your finger and wave it around saying "oops paper cut are you tempted in anyway."
Keep reminding him about how he nearly killed his brother's girl friend
Victoria
Call her icky Vicky behind her back
When you see her scream and shout "oh my your hair is on fire"
Charlie
Tell him that Edward used to sit in Bella's room all night
Tell him that she got pregnant at 18
Tell him Edward can read his mind
Stand in front of the TV when he's watching baseball
'Accidentally' lose the remote for the TV when his favourite teams playing
When the game is over laugh and announce that you found the remote you were sitting on it all the time
Jane
Constantly remind her that she's second best next to her brother
Call her "ickle janey"
Pour blue paint on her and call her a smurf-that one is number-1-twilighters idea
Talk about how you can't wait to grow up
Remind her that her powers are useless against Bella
Tell her how lucky she is to have such a powerful brother
Billy black
Give him flea repellent for his birthday
Take him to a hill then 'accidentally' let go of his wheel chair
Tell him Jacob could have been with Bella if he'd been more persistent
Buy him a cat
Tell him about how his son is in love with a half vampire
If he needs to go to the doctors take him to the vet