Red Alert: (in dark room) she's here! I can feel her idiotic presence!
Grace: (jumps out of nowhere and turns lights on) TA DAAAAAAAA!
Red Alert: (screams, glitches) CRASH!
Grace: (cackles madly) it is the day you've all been dreading! I, Grace return!
Sonic: speaking of which, what took you so long to put this up? It's been six days since you've joined!
Grace: oh! Well, you see, Roxy dared me to jump off a cliff, do a backflip, and land without flying, which I tried, and failed epically, then I helped the terror twins pull a prank on Ratchet and Scarr, got caught, and put in the brig by Prowl, escaped, and got caught and put in the brig by Prowl again.
Perceptor: (looks at run-on sentence in disgust as he shakes his head frowning) and you call yourself an author.
Grace: (rolls eyes) I said I was an author! I never said I was a GOOD author! God, I'm tired! (collapses on ground sound asleep)
Sonic: (blinks) Wow...
Grace: (suddenly jumps back up) Now on with the rules!
Rules of freedom fighter HQ(headquarters)
I can not believe this! I mean I love my family and all, but making me make a rule book is the most stupidest idea of all! Now I'm stuck watching my family, who are a bunch of plants and animals, demons, royalties, ex-bad guys, and crazy people who have powers! (no offense) I'm only 13 for crying out loud! I swear that I can not live a day without saying "I work with idiots!"
#1. Do not call Speedy a slowpoke
"Idiot."
"Stupid"
"Wimp"
"Jerk"
"Slowpoke"
*gasp!* "You take that back!"
(tackles to ground)
And that is how Blurr ended up in the hospital thanks to Speedy.
#2. You can not escape the brig when Prowl is on watch
JAILBREAK!
….for about five seconds.
Then Prowl spotted us.
We ran like their was no tomorrow.
…...but he managed to catch us.
What!? He had longer legs!
Cheater.
#3. Do not interrupt Charmy when he is watching T.V.
So it was a normal day, and Charmy was watching T.V.
Then Vector barged in and started yelling because of a Eggman attack.
So Charmy threw the remote control at him.
Usually it wouldn't be a problem
….except it landed in his eye.
Then Vector started yelling and hitting everything because he couldn't see.
And Charmy was screaming and crying as he tried to dodge Vector's hits.
And of course Mr. ego just had to be all like "Get me medical attention you little brat!"
And Charmy was just like, "Hello!? I'm trying to dodge your blows and missing my T.V. show!
You can get medical attention yourself!"
And that is Eggman found them.
…..looking like a bunch of crazy people dancing.
Of course it did look like they were crazy…..
Never mind, we're getting off topic
…..anyway Eggman thought it would be easy to take them both out
So then he attempted to attack them
…...only before he could do anything Vector hit him in the face and sent Mr. tyrant flying into the wall creating a large dent.
Of course it was by accident, but it was still so funny!
#4. Do not let Jetfire and Jetstorm answer the door to Christmas carolers
FIVE SECONDS!
I left them for five seconds!
But no! They just had to answer the door for a bunch of christmas carolers.
Carolers: We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, and a happy new year!
Jetfire: storm,WHO THE HECK ARE THESE GUYS!?
Jetstorm: how should I know!?
Carolers: good tidings to you, wherever you are.
Jetfire: uh, we be right here?
Jetstorm: what is a tiding being?
Yeah, the twins are still not that good on their english.
*sighs* anyway, back to the story!
Carolers: now give us a figgy pudding, now give us a figgy pudding, now give us a figgy pudding, and a cup full of cheer!
Jetfire: why would we be giving you a figgy pudding?
Jetstorm: yeah, and how do you be putting cheer in a cup?
Yeah, yeah. They also don't understand similes in english yet.
Carolers: we won't leave until we get one, we won't leave until we get one.
Jetfire: now they to be threatening us!?
Carolers: so bring it right here!
Jetfire: look, we do not be knowing who you are, but we are not to be giving you a figgy pudding and cups of beer!
Jetstorm: I'm pretty sure that was to be cups of cheer.
Jetfire: whatever. Scram! (slams door shut)
I probably would have helped the carolers, except that's pretty hard to do when your dying of laughter.
*sighs* my boyfriend and his brother can be pretty stupid sometimes.
#5. Do not take V.B.'s book away
She told us that whatever Mexino says, she did not almost rip his arm off on purpose.
She said that she was just following her instincts and her instincts said, get that book back at whatever the cost.
*sigh* sometimes things can get pretty crazy around here.
#6. Do not get Ratchet mad
So we were having this argument, and then I got him mad.
HE THREW A FREAKING WRENCH AT ME!
Who knew he threw wrenches!?
Okay, well everyone besides me.
*grumbles* sometimes I hate my life.
#7. Do not try to get Turbo to try to make your ipad transform.
So I was watching my ipad and I wished that it could transform.
Unfortunately, Turbo heard me and tried to get it to transform
It blew up.
R.I.P. ipad
*sniff*
But Turbo now owes me a new ipad.
#8. When Ratchet asks you to go to the hospital, do not argue or fight back or else your final words will be, nooo! I want to live!
So Ratchet asked me to go to the hospital for a check up.
I refused.
I ended up getting dragged to the hospital
I grabbed the walls and my last words before entering the hospital were,
"NOOOOO! I WANT TO LIVE!
What can I say? I hate hospitals!
#9. My room is not to be used as a war zone
So I was just minding my own business, when a few immature members of the team
(cough cough Jazz, Sideswipe, Ried, Lightning, Thunder, Birch, Frost cough cough)
Barged into my room without my permission and started arguing,screaming, and fighting.
And then I got like soooooo mad, I yelled at them,
"ALL OF YOU GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE NOW OR ELSE I WILL TELL PROWL THAT YOU IDIOTS ARE MURDERING MY ROOM, AND THEN HE WILL SEND ALL OF YOU TO THE BRIG, NOT TO MENTION I WILL BEAT ALL OF YOU UP MYSELF!
Those guys left in a millisecond.
They know for a fact that I am stronger when I'm mad, not to mention I have a habit of throwing and punching things.
(grins and laughs evilly)
"MUA HA HA HA HA!
#10. Do not piss Jazz off when he has gotten no sleep
So a lot of immature people on the team
(chuckles and grins nervously. Totally not including me!)
Were being loud in the living room
And I guess we- I mean they woke Jazz up
So then he got really mad and stormed into the living room
And snapped
"ENOUGH!"
WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU DOING HERE, GET OUT NOW!"
I don't think the living room emptied any faster.
A valuable lesson was learned that day.
Jazz may be the most laid back person ever, but do not ever, piss him off when he has gotten no sleep.
#11. Holograms can be used to scare me
So there I was, chasing Ried because he had made me mad.
Then Nicole decided to activate one of her holograms for a test or something,
So then this random guy I've never seen before appeared out of nowhere right in front of me, and I didn't have time to get out of the way.
Here's the catch though...
I RAN RIGHT THROUGH HIM!
LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
I then, of course completely freaked out and screamed like a maniac before clinging to the closest thing near me.
And grabbed the closest thing near me,
…..which happened to be Prowl
After he pried me off he yelled at me that they were just holograms
How was I suppose to know!?
#12. Do not go in front of the television when the boys are watching football
I was just walking through the room,
So I walked in front of the television
CANNON FREAKING SHOT ME WITH HIS GUN!
Master Sonku was not happy.
He went into the room with an angry look on his face.
He didn't come back out.
So I peeked in to see what was going on.
Turns out he was watching too.
WHAT THE HECK!?
AARRGGHH! WHY IS THE MALE GENDER SO ADDICTED TO FOOTBALL!?
#13. Do not insult Honey and Tiffany's designs
So the terror twins, Lightning and Thunder were arguing with Tiffany and Honey
Then they said that their dress designs were terrible.
Those two BARELY made it out of there alive, and had to be sent to the emergency room.
#14. Do not go into Arkartu's room unless you want a death wish
We heard a bunch of crashing noises.
Next thing you know, Zach jumps out the window and is chased by a very angry Arkartu.
"HELP ME GUYS! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
"Sorry man, but your on your own." Jazz replied
*sigh*
#15. Knock before you come in
Sonic came into my room without my permission.
I was getting dressed.
I screamed and threw everything at him in arm's reach.
He ran out of there faster than ever before.
We are both mentally scarred for life.
*shudders*
Grace: whoo hoo! Done with the first chapter, YES!
Red Alert: (wakes up) ooohh...what happened?
Sonic: Grace finished the first chapter to this rulebook.
Red Alert: WHAT!? OH NO! WE'RE DOOMED! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! (runs off screaming)
Grace: I find that very offensive!
Sonic: *snickers*
Grace: (death glare)
Sonic: (immediately shuts up and whistles acting all innocent)
Grace: anyway, I'll try to have the next chapter up by Friday! Bye!