Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers. I wish I did, but I don't.
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Barricade POV
Barricade staked out various human residences, looking for one that would make a suitable hostage. His optics fell upon a rather nondescript girl carrying a large black bag toward one of those "garbage cans". Since she was the only human that was even outside, he decided to settle for her. Activating his holoform while looking up her image in some databases, he approached the girl.
Girl POV
I was taking out a big bag of my niece's diapers to the cans when I noticed a cop with a horrible moustache approaching.
"Are you Summer Greene?" Moustache asked.
At my nod he continued. "I am Officer Barry Cade. I'm gonna have to ask you to come with me."
"Why?"
"Your mother has been in a car accident."
I tilted my head to look toward the garden in the backyard. Sure enough, there was my mom. Turning my head back to the Moustache, I narrowed my eyes at him.
"Maybe you've got the wrong Summer Greene? My mom's in the garden right there."
The guy actually growled. I hissed right back.
"Just get in the car. I'm only asking once"
"Mmmm… NO." I said rather flatly.
"FRENZY!" He barked over his shoulder. One of the cruiser doors opened and a small, spindly robot got out. It was actually kinda cute. But then it charged. The thing was like a hopped up crackhead, with a lot of energy drinks, to boot.
As it got closer, I adjusted my stance and my grip on the bag. "BACK OFF, CRACKHEAD! I've got a bag FULL of dirty diapers, and I'm not afraid to hit you with it!" With that, I swung the bag and it connected, sending the frenzy-bot flying.
Moustache disappeared, and the cruiser… stood up. I think. I tore open the bag and grabbing a diaper, I chucked it at the giant robot. It landed square on his face. Lucky shot.
It froze for a minute, seeming to analyze the squelchy object sticking to its face, then screamed. I just grinned and started dancing around.
"There's more where that came from, buddy!" I laughed.
He growled and reached toward me, red eyes flashing. I just threw some more diapers at him. After that, he began to back off. I chased after him, cackling. I chased him all the way down the street and then some, passing a big, shiny semi, a giant pickup truck, candy-colored ambulance, and a silver convertible.
Autobot POV
"…Was that Barricade…?" Ironhide was the first to recover his voice.
"… I believe so." Replied Optimus.
"…Being chased by an insane girl wielding dirty diapers?" It was Jazz this time.
"Yes. I was wondering if my processors needed checking. I'm glad they don't"
All four Autobots were silent for a few moments, then they all burst out laughing.
Barricade POV
Barricade stood in one of the washing stalls, cleaning fluid pouring down on him.
"I'm never gonna get the smell out!" He growled to himself.
Fin
~~I'm sorry, but this is what I come up with when suffering from sleep deprivation. I hope it didn't suck too much.~~