Well, Anna Rowebot decided I should learn to apreciate Al. So here I am. I take suggestions for Al shorts or something. See my profile for details.

I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist!

Rating: K or K+

Genre: Humor

Info: not to be taken seriously, unless of course you, like me, could just picture this happening. Otherwise this is a bunch of crack.

Chapter 1 The simple questions

"Brother, I have a question."

Ed took a sip of his usual coffee. It was around six in the morning and he had gotten up early to go to the Central library. "What is it Al?"

"Brother, where do babies come from?"

Ed spit out his coffee, "Why are you asking me!" His face was getting red.

"Well I asked the colonel, and his face started going red too. Then he cleared his throat and said I should ask you. Hawkeye was smiling! It was just a simple question!"

...meanwhile Ed's face was getting redder, and redder...

"I know that babies come from their mothers but how do they get there in the first place? How do they get traits like they're dad if the mom is the one who gets pregnant? Is it some kind of alchemy?"

"Well, umm, Al? Can we skip this question?" he begged awkwardly.

"Why, is there something wrong with the question?" Al asked innocently.

"Let's leave it until you're older, or you have your body back."

"Brother! You can't say until I have my body back, it's not my fault I'm like this!"

"FINE THEN LEAVE IT UNTILL YOU'RE OLDER!"

"Stop evading the question! Is it some form of alchemy?"

"No, how would the Hughes had their daughter?" Ed said calming down. His face was still pink though.

"The Colonel could have helped, he's their friend and an alchemist so I thought-"

The poor coffee Ed had been drinking was now spread out throughout the room.

"AL! THATS SO PERVERTED!" his face had gone bright red again.

"Well I wouldn't know. Everyone is refusing to tell me how it happens!" he argued.

"Al, on your 16th birthday I promise to tell you where babies come from."

"Promise?"

"Yeah Al, I promise."

Al is so cute and innocent.

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