INTRODUCTION
Okay, first of all I am not GhostWolf4. I'm her sister. I just type up the stories, set up the accounts, handle the email. I guess I'm like her secretary. Hmm. Maybe I should charge her. Anyway, I'm only doing this because it takes her about a month to type a single sentence. And because the story was so funny I wanted to post it. I also get to do the intro.
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR PIXIE HOLLOW!!! So don't you dare sue me. 'Cause I'm only doing what thousands of people have done before me. And as far as I know, you never sued them.
The whole purpose of this intro is because we don't want you to be confused. We read alot and there are so many characters in the story that many readers probably won't know. If you do know all the characters congratulate yourself and tell us. We would love to hear from some other nuts. So let's start.
The story is set in Pixie Hollow, which is located "second star to the right, and straight on till morning." You probably don't know about Pixie Hollow unless you are obsessed with all things Tinkerbelle, or you have an annoying little sister. Maybe you are the little sister. I wouldn't know. Some of the characters of Pixie Hollow include:
TINKERBELL: That's right everyone. My goth of a sister put Tinkerbelle in her story. Mainly so that she could be harassed. Hehe. Tinkerbelle was not at all exagerated.
QUEEN CLARION: Not to be confused with Queen Ree, Queen Clarion is the one in the movie, who was shoved into the books to replace Queen Ree with no warning at all to the unfortunate readers who liked Queen Ree. I don't like either of them. GhostWolf4 made her a bit more stuck up than normal but it is more amusing this way.
ROSETTA: A wimpy garden talent fairy. She doesn't even get to show off her southern accent in the story so there's nothing more to say.
FAWN: Actually one of the better characters, according to my sister. But only because she's an animal talent fairy. She also has one of the most ridiculously long braids in the world. My suggestion: Cut it of and gag her with it. I'm being unfair I guess. At least she doesn't where pink.
BECK: Another animal talent. You know what? Alot of these fairies don't seem to talk at all.
VIDIA: Finally! Our favorite character, mostly because she's mean to the other fairies. Guess who harasses Tinkerbelle? GhostWolf4 also thinks her sarcastic sense of humor, and habit of calling everyone 'sweety', is funny. I agree.
All right, that's it for all the residents of Pixie Hollow. By the way, they all belong to Disney. I think. I don't really know who wrote the books. Who cares.
Now let's check out all the non-residents. The invaders.
HARRY POTTER: If you haven't heard of him, I have one question for you. What galaxy have you been living on for the past five years?!?! Harry Potter, the boy wizard? Ring any bells? It should. GhostWolf4 exaggerated certain qualities we both thought were most expressed in the fifth book. So that's when we decided to put them. As they're going to the Ministry of Magic, I guess, though we still really haven't decided. As you will read, Harry is a big brat. You might agree if you've just read Harry Potter and the Bible. Otherwise. . . I just apologize to the fans.
RONALD WEASLY: Again, what galaxy have you been living on for the past five years?!?! Ron is Harry's best friend. You know the type. Funny, a little stupid. Well it's true! Maybe he's your favorite character because you're so much alike. I can't tell you if he's exaggerated because he is apparently almost mute.
HERMIONE GRANGER: Harry and Ron's 'smart', best friend. Known for making obvious remarks and having no opinions of her own outside the views of her books. But again, I'm being unfair. At least she restrains Harry and Ronald sometimes.
SEVERUS SNAPE: Harry's teacher a Hogwarts. Our very favorite character because he's the only one who ever punishes Harry. Also, because he always wears black.
All the Harry Potter characters are courtesy of J. K. Rowling. Or Warner Brothers. Who knows. Whichever one of them would be suing me about now.
MAXIMUM RIDE: One of the best winged heroines out there, ever. My sister overlooked her rule about no guns, because in her opinion, she is a very violent girl. As we see by the punching.
FANG: Max's boyfriend. The tall, dark, handsome one. Neither of us likes him. Even if he does wear black. And he turns invisible. Just thought I'd mention that.
ANGEL: The really cute, pink one of the Flock. SO ADORABLE!!! Then she hypnotizes you into falling to your death on the sharp rocks of a canyon floor. Not so cute. Really scary, actually. She's six.
I really think she should have put Iggy and Gazzy in, if only so that they could blow things up. Hehehe. Geez, I'm evil.
They all belong to James Patterson. By the way, I hated Where the Wind Blows and The Lake House. The Maximum Ride books are way better. Though he kind of got off track with The Final Warning. Just my humble opinion, that I feel I need to force on others.
MATTHIAS: The giant mouse from Brain Jacque's Redwall. Known for finding the sword of Martin the Warrior (apparently the only sword on the continent) and screaming, "FOR REDWALL!!!" whenever he goes into battle. GhostWolf4 was kind of mean to break the sword. Matthias really spent a long time looking for that sword. But anywho, all in the cause to make this the funniest story ever.
JACK SPARROW: Another case in which you must have been a hermit in the Himalayas to not know who the heck this is. To fill those people in, Jack is a drunken pirate who seems to attract danger and have impossible luck. Especially since he's drunk or acting like he's drunk 99.9% of the time. He is not at all exaggerated.
I'm glad she didn't put Will in the story. He's my second favorite character but he's my sister's last. Something probably would have ate him. She would enjoy writing that.
Jack belongs to Walt Disney. Or he would if good old Walt weren't dead. So I guess he belongs to the Disney company. Thanks for yet another example of a good drunk guy. Tell me the truth. Am I pushing it with the copyright people? ^_^ Good thing I don't care.
SANTA: You know who he is. You don't? When did you escape from the asylum? Fat guy, gives out presents even if you've been naughty. Despite his warnings.
Santa doesn't belong to anyone. If there is anyone out there claiming the rights to Santa, please tell me. We have your padded cell waiting
FIRESTAR: The star of Erin Hunter's Warriors series. The big, brave, hero. Excuse me while I go throw up. Completely shattering all previous evidence, GhostWolf4, LIKES him. I never thought my sister would like the heroic leader. She'd throw darts at Superman's picture if she could. Oh, I forgot to tell you. He's a cat. And yes, even though she likes him, he is exaggerated.
GRAYSTRIPE: Firestar's best friend. Boring character if you ask me. But nobody asked me. Hmmm. . . . To bad.
SANDSTORM: Firestar's vicious mate. I kind of like her even though she isn't mentioned much in the series.
TIGERSTAR: Ha. One of the best characters. Even though he got killed, he still beat up dumb Firestar. The weird thing is, GhostWolf4 took a quiz to see which warrior cat she was, and got Tigerstar. I will never let her forget that.
Just to elaborate a bit more on Warriors, it's about a bunch of cats who live in the forest, grouped into four clans: Thunderclan, Riverclan, Windclan, and Shadowclan. They live, they die, they fight, blah blah blah. Hard to believe it's so popular.
ARTEMIS FOWL: One of my favorite characters in the books named after him by Eoin Colfer. An Irish teenage genius and sometimes criminal mastermind. For the purposes of amusement however, he speaks with a British accent. ^_^ I love messing with other peoples characters. This is during the first book before he releases Holly. GhostWolf4 firmly believes Artemis should go to prison. And I keep telling her he made up for what he did. This is one thing we will never agree on.
HOLLY SHORT: The elf Artemis kidnapped. A member of the LEPrecon unit, which is sort of like a police force. Despite everything she and Artemis become good friends. GhostWolf4 is the only one who doesn't get it. Her favorite part in the entire series is when Holly punches Artemis. After first reading the book she repeatedly quoted to me the line, "I don't like lollipops." Now, neither do I. Even the root beer flavored kind. And they were my favorites.
BUTLER: The big, bad, bodyguard of Artemis. Not as much of a robot as GhostWolf4 made him. He usually has his own opinions. And he has never fainted that I know of. Ha. More messing up other guy's stories.
JULIET: Butler's kid sister. I really don't know if she likes the Jonas Brothers or not. She seems like the kind that would, though. As far as I do know, she likes the wrestler, Hogman. They should be very happy together. I hope none of the children look like him.
Don't knock it till you've tried it. That's what Mom says anyway. Lots of people who like fiction or fantasy don't seem to think they would like sci-fi. But even if it's a kids book, Animorphs is amazing. Don't let the alien invasion scare you off. Sci-fi doesn't get better then this. Except for the Star Wars movies. I am really attached to those movies. Hehe. Darth Maul rules.
They belong to K. A. Applegate. Remnants is great too. The Everworld books are terrible. How did she mess up so bad?
JAKE: The leader of the animorphs. Our least favorite character. The big, strong, more-then-a-little-obsessed leader. He is in love with Cassie. But not as horribly in love as GhostWolf4 made him. He usually isn't that much of a jerk either. But he is only slightly exaggerated.
CASSIE: The animal lover of the group. The peace loving, tree hugger person. Except for when she morphs wolf and tears the throat out of a Hork-Bajir. And then she cries about it. What a hypocrite. She's GhostWolf4's favorite character. Not mine, but I guess she's better than Jake.
RACHEL: Jake's dangerous cousin. My sister calls her the suicider. She isn't that bad, just a little reckless. I like her best. GhostWolf4 says that's because I'm like her. Just because I'm not scared of heights, and she is. Rachel does like Tobias. But not in the adoring, protective, way GhostWolf4 wrote about.
TOBIAS: He is not a wimp. GhostWolf4 just doesn't like him. He's a bird because he was trapped in morph. And he is REALLY exaggerated.
AX: A cinnamon bun loving alien who is completely obsessed with all taste. He really is that weird. And I am completely serious. Really.
Alot of you are probably familiar with the Inkheart trilogy, or at least the movie that just came out. GhostWolf4 read the first book, by Cornelia Funke, but got bored with the second. The third one was, for me, a huge disappointment. And so was the movie. I really wish they could have decided if Dustfinger could use fire or not. Dumb movie people.
MEGGIE: The girl with the power to read things out of books. Not much purpose to her really. GhostWolf4 just made her really evil. I like her better that way. At least she's not a wimp.
MO: Meggie's clueless dad, both in the books, the movie, and this story. OK, so he's a bit exaggerated. He's pretty dumb to tell you the truth. But he really doesn't seem to get that Meggie won't listen to him. Her reaction is just a little stronger in the story.
DUSTFINGER: He is NOT a wimp. Again, GhostWolf4 just doesn't like him. They made him worse in the movie. He's the fire eater that Mo read out of Inkheart, and then couldn't read back in for eleven years. I'd be upset to. Except for the Wizard of Oz part, I like the new, meaner version of Dustfinger. It's just way more fun this way. I'm grinning evilly, in case you didn't guess that by now.
I think that's it. Hope you're not to confused. OK, I lied. It's much more fun when people are clueless. Hope you enjoy The Mixed Up Story anyway. ^_^
And pretty please with a root beer float on top REVIEW. This is her first story and she would really like you to comment on it. So review, and I won't ever do an introduction again. Maybe. You tell me.
Have a nice day, I hope you don't get run over by a steamroller, and thank you for dealing with my insanity.
(Just to warn you, my sister is almost as crazy as I am.)