Hey guys this is a new story that I'm working on. I hope you guys like it cause I'm not quite sure

where I'm going with this one.

Haha rated M for language.

Oh haha almost forgot. Inuyasha and company etc. do not belong to me... And never will.

Oh well please R&R.

What The F***!?!?

Ok you can call me crazy but all I have to say is… Really now!

Here I am covered in demon guts. All because of a certain half-demon named Inuyasha. As he's chanting in victory I call his name softly knowing he will hear me. "Inuyasha."

He stops and turns to me. His face bunches up as he goes and holds his nose. "Oi! Kagome you smell terrible. You need to go take one of those long baths you take."

That did it. "Inuyasha… SITTTT!!!! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SITTTTT!!!" I watch in satisfaction as his body makes a huge crater in the earth's crust. "You baka! The only reason I smell and feel nasty is because you had to go and kill the demon in front of me. All his insides are now on me!!!"

I stomp off in my fit of rage and head back to the camp to grab my bath products, clothes, and a towel. I walk through the forest to the nearest hot spring. I peal off my sticky clothes that stink to high heaven and sink into the warm water and begin to wash off the guts. As I finish I sit and relax in the warm water.

Which leads me to thinking about my once love for Inuyasha. He was always running off to go see Kikyo. Finally I had had the nerves to go follow him which led me to a clearing... That they were fucking in.

Yeah I was heartbroken but lets face it. He was doing this for about 2 months so I'm sure they've been going at it like rabbit's a lot longer. So I got over it. But poor Kikyo bless her heart passed away not to long ago.

Inuyasha took it pretty hard. I was going to try to comfort him but he didn't want me to. I guess I looked to much like Kikyo for his taste. So, oddly enough it was Sango who brought back his joy. What I mean is, those two have been getting awfully close to one another. Oh but poor Miroku. He already knew he had lost Sango so he moved on to this very beautiful women that lived in the village.

So where did that leave me? Nowhere. I was all alone in this large world.

But, I guess I have nothing else better to do. The well was sealed after the destruction of Naraku two years ago. It took us a grand total of four years to catch that bastard. We wouldn't have done it without the help of Sesshomaru.

Hmmm. Sesshomaru… Inuyasha's older half brother.

Now that was a fine piece of meat. Pardon me for being crude and to the point but I would not mind tapping that at all. To bad he hates humans.

Darn.

Oh well. It's funny how things all turned out. I guess its because I've gotten older. I mean hello! I'm like 21. Isn't this supposed to be my golden year? Yet here I am still a virgin. Its pathetic really.

A snap of a twig breaks me out of my thoughts. I step out of the hot spring and put on my bathrobe. "Who's there?" Yeah I know a stupid question. Like anybodies really going to answer like "Oh I'm sorry my names Bob and I'm a demon that plans on eating you." Ha. Ha. I wish.

The only bad thing is I don't have any of my weapons so basically now I'm screwed. So I stand there and listen. A breeze shifts the wind and with it comes the most foul smell. I turn to my left, which is were the smell is coming from. "I know your there. Come out now."

The leaves of the bushes rustled as I hear a low moan. Then I see it. The reason why this thing smelt so, disgusting, was because whatever this thing was it wasn't alive.

And I couldn't believe my eyes. It was a fucking zombie. You know the ones you see in the movies. All I have to say is what was a zombie doing in the feudal era? The zombie rushed at me and I dodged it's attack. Now from the movies, I will either eat you or you survive the attack with a bite and you transform into a zombie yourself. I was not willing to take either of those chances.

All of the sudden the smell doubled. It got so bad the smell almost knocked me to my feet. Almost.

I looked around as more zombies shuffled out from the trees. There had to have been more then 10 zombies in the clearing. And without my bow and arrow I was like a fish out of water. Don't get me wrong I have had hand to hand combat practice but not against 11 zombies.

That just goes to show what a great day I was having. What happened next was to fast for my own eyes. All the zombies that were just standing there moaning all attacked. At once.

Shit.

Haha there you go. I'm so proud of myself. Well please review and tell me what you think^.^