A/N: So, this is the first one... I swear, they get more cute and funny and convoluted as time goes on, but this is what happened today, so... Enjoy! xD
So I made my brother a pair of paper frogs(one pink, one blue) to play with for a while since I was babysitting him and he needed an outlet for his energy. Making them hop quickly escalated into a full-on roleplay adventure.
"I'm Pinky!"
"I'm Bluey!"
"I can hop higher than you can!" (I made one with stiffer paper and it jumps higher)
"I wish I could hop like you..."
"That's okay!"
"Yeah, that's okay because I can turn into..."
*makes special effect morphing noise*
"A JET!"
(He folds the blue frog in half.)
"Wow, that's really cool!"
Him: "Look, I made one into a jet!"
Me: "Aw, you folded my frog in half!" D:
"Whoosh!"
"Help, I'm falling off a cliff!"
(The pink frog is on the edge of the box that we're playing on.)
"I've got you, I'm a jet!"
(The blue frog, folded in half, swoops up the pink frog, who is now folded in half inside the blue one.)
(They land on the box and he unfolds the "jet" back into a frog. Somewhat.)
"Thanks for saving me."
"No problem. But I'm ugly."
"Why are you ugly?"
"Well, all my friends say I'm ugly. And I stink."
"What do you stink like?"
"Like poo."
*snicker*
(At this point, I go to get my laptop and transcribe, since this isn't ending anytime soon.)
Him: "Can you make me a plane?"
Me: "Ugh, fine."
(I make him a plane.)
"I'm the big bad black plane!"
"Can I have a ride on the plane?"(Pinky)
"Sure, hop on!"
*hop*
"No!" (Bluey)
"I'll get you, by transforming into a..."
(He leaves the room and comes back, having taped the frog together into a "jet".)
"MEGA JET!"
Me: "What have you done to my frog?!" T_T
(Then my parents came home and our fun ended :C)