R2's other message
Luke's fixing R2-D2 and he sees something jammed in him and tried to get it out
C-3PO: "Thank the maker! This oil bath is going to feel so good I've got such a bad case of dust contamination I can barely move."
Luke: "It just isn't fair. Oh, Biggs is right, I'm never gonna get out of here."
C-3PO: "Is there anything I might do to help?"
Luke: "No, not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock."
C-3PO: "I don't think so, sir. I'm only a droid and not very knowledgeable about such things, not on this planet, anyway. As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure which planet I'm on."
Luke: "Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from."
C-3PO: "I see, sir."
Luke: "No. You can call me Luke."
C-3PO: "I see, Sir Luke."
Luke: "No, just Luke."
C-3PO: "Oh, and I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations and this is my counterpart, R2-D2."
Luke: "Hello."
C-3PO: "(Beeping)"
Luke: "You got a lot of carbon scoring here. Looks like you boys have seen a lot of action."
C-3PO: "With all we've been through, sometimes I'm amazed we're in as good condition as we are, what with the rebellion and all."
Luke: "You know of the rebellion against the Empire?"
C-3PO: "That's how we came to be in your service if you take my meaning, sir."
R2-D2: "(Whistles)"
Luke: "Have you been in many battles?"
C-3PO: "Several, I think."
Luke: "Actually, there's not much to tell. I'm not much more than an interpreter and not very good at telling stories. Well, not at making them interesting, anyway."
Luke: "Well, my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good Were you on a starcruiser or a-"
(Luke struggles to get the object jammed into R2-D2 and it electrocute him a little and he falls back a holo graham comes out)
(Piano playing in the Backround as tupac enters the stage)
Tupac: yeah...you know what the fuck this is! What up Dre?
Dre: nonthin what up Pac
Tupac: what up snoop
Snoop dogg: what's up my (I can't say the N word)
Tupac: what the fuck is up coacheller!... Throw up a motherfucking finger...yeah Makaveli on this...
Hail Mary Lyrics
And God said he should send his one begotten son
to lead the wild into the ways of the man
Follow me; eat my flesh, flesh and my flesh
Makaveli first verse
I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy
Picture paragraphs unloaded, wise words being quoted
Peeped the weakness in the rap game and sewed it
Bow down, pray to God hoping that he's listening
Seeing niggas coming for me, to my diamonds, when they glistening
Now pay attention, rest in peace father
I'm a ghost in these killing fields
Hail Mary catch me if I go, let's go deep inside
the solitary mind of a madman who screams in the dark
Evil lurks, enemies, see me flee
Activate my hate, let it break, to the flame
Set trip, empty out my clip, never stop to aim
Some say the game is all corrupted, fucked in this shit
Stuck, niggas is lucky if we bust out this shit, plus
mama told me never stop until I bust a nut
Fuck the world if they can't adjust
It's just as well, Hail Mary
[Chorus (Makaveli):]
Come with me, Hail Mary
Run quick see, what do we have here
Now, do you wanna ride or die
La dadada, la la la la
Snoop dogg: Gangster shit
Tupac: yeah... That's what the fuck I'm talking about
Snoop dogg: hey Pac let this motherfuckers know what kind of party there in right now
" 2 of Amerikaz most wanted"
Lyrics
Tupac: Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
Ahh shit, you done fucked up now -
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
You done put two of America's
most wanted in the same
motherfuckin place at the same
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
motherfuckin time, hahahahah
Y'all niggaz about to feel this
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
Break out the champagne glasses
and the motherfuckin condoms
Have one on us aight?
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
Snoop dogg: kick that shot Nephew
Tupac: Picture perfect, I paint a perfect picture
Bomb the hoochies with precision my intention's to get richer
With the S-N double-O-P, Dogg my fuckin homey
Youse a cold ass nigga on them hogs
Sho nuff, I keep my hand on my gun, cuz they got me on the run
Now I'm back in the courtroom waitin on the outcome
Free Tupac, is all that's on a niggaz mind
But at the same time it seem they tryin to take mine
So I'ma get smart, and get defensive and shit
And put together a million march, for some gangsta shit
So now they got us laced
Two multimillionare motherfuckers catchin cases (mmm)
Bitches get ready for the throwdown, the shit's about to go down
Uhh, me and Snoop about to clown
I'm "Losin My Religion", I'm vicious on these stool pigeons
You might be deep in this game, but you got the rules missin
Niggaz be actin like they savage, they out to get the cabbage
I got, nuthin but love, for my niggaz livin lavish
Snoop dogg: I got a pit named P, she niggarino
I got a house out in the hills right next to Chino
and I, think I got a black Beamer
but my dream is to own a fly casino
like Bugsy Seagel, and do it all legal
and get scooped up, by the little homie in the Regal
Mmm, it feel good to you baby bubba
Ya see, this is for the G's and the keys motherfucker
Now follow as we riiiiide
Motherfuck the rest, two of the best from the West side
And I can make you famous
Niggaz been dyin for years, so how could they blame us
I live in fear of a felony
I never stop bailin these, motherfuckin G's
If ya got it better flaunt it, another warrant
2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted
(Chorus)
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
[Tupac] Nuthin but a gangsta party...
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
Nuthin but a gangsta party
it ain't nuthin but a
motherfuckin gangsta party
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
Nuthin but a gangsta party
it ain't nuthin but a
motherfuckin gangsta party
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
(Tupac then Vanishes)
Luke: who was that
R2-D2: (Beeping)
C-P3O: he says that it was a holo graham of a late Rap Artist Tupac Shakur personally I don't know what he's talking about but he says he was he's previous owner.
A/N I don't own anything please don't sue me
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Don't believe everything you read...ah what the hell Alasah and weed
Sorry just wanted to say that :)