Readers Note:

Hello! Okay, this is my first long parody xD please don't get mad if it isn't perfect, I am doing this for the mainpoint of my amusment and decided to share it with ya'll. I wont list who is who, you will be able to find out I am sure xD

And if you can't then add it in your review, I'll answer it ASAP :-D

Ps: I had to make one guy a girl- ran out of Titan boys xD (and I always have to include Terra in my fics. It's like rules for me! xD)

I do NOT own Teen Titans, I do not own Star Wars.

Teen Titans does Star Wars

A long time ago.

In a galaxy far, far away.

An Evil galactic empire ruled millions of planets with an iron fist.

Rising up against this tyranny, the rebel alliance attacked the empire from their hidden rebel base.

In a daring battle the rebels stole secret plans the emperor's terrible new weapon, the death star.

A battle station powerful enough to destroy a planet.

But as the rebels fled with the secret plans they were hunted by the emperors most dangerous servant, the dark lord of the sith, Darth Slader.

Through the outer rim of the galaxy, the rebel blockade runner fled with the wedge shaped imperial star destroyer that sliced through the fabric of space, tuerbolasers battering the revel shields.

A squad of rebel soldiers rushed past the droids as took up positions at the end of the corridor, preparing to defend the door. Fear and determination filled their eyes as they waited.

A moment later the door vanished in a shower of sparks and flying shrapnel.

"Did you hear that?" the tall golden droid, Cyborg moaned. "They've shut down the main reactor. We're doomed! DOOMED! There'll be no escape for the princess this time. Or us!"

His companion, Beast Boy, agreed in a series of whistles and worried beeps.

Through the opening leaped white-armored strormtroopers. The emperor's elite soldiers. The first few were blasted by the Rebel fire, but as more imperials charged into the smirking hall way the rebel solders fled. A dark menacing shape stepped through the doorway and strode past-it was Darth Slader. Even the battle hardened strormtroopers trembled. All but one, He was mooning Slader from behind.

Darth Slader turned around and raised his hand up- the Stormtroopers was lifted up and thrown out the window.

"Sir, you just broke our window sir, wont we all die now...sir?" a Stormtroopers asked.

Slader turned to him, "No fool, this is a fan fiction, of course not! No logic in this you nitwit!"

"Y-yes sir mister sir ma'am sir!"

At the edge of the battle Cyborg wandered through the haze of smoke.

"Yo Beast Boy. Where are you? I do not enjoy playing baby sitter!" He cried. The golden droid turned a corner just as slim, white robbed figure touched a few controls on Beast Boy's face plate, and then vanished into the smoke.

"At last! Where have you been? They're heading in this direction. We'll be sent to the spice mines or kessle where we will eat nothing but something nasty instead of waffles! Imagine! No waffles! For the rest of my life! Or smashed into who-knows-what! But if I go I would like to be at least made into a waffle maker... or a hover jet."

Beast Boy scooted past his gold companion and raced down a sub hallway.

"Wait a minute!" Cyborg said, chasing after him. "Where are you going? This is getting really old man! First chapter and you are already being a pain!"

The rebels fought bravely, but they were no match for the Stormtroopers. Before long Darth Slader stood on the bridge of the captured ship, interrogating a Rebel officer.

"Where are those transmissions you intercepted?" Slader grabbed the prisoner by the throat and lifted him up in one hand. The frightened Rebel gasped.

"We intercepted no transmissions- arg! This is a consular ship. But we did send out some chocolate cookies."

Slader scoffed. "If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador? And you sold the cookies! I BOUGHT THOSE! WHO DID YOU SEND THEM TO!"

But the Rebel could not answer. Slader's iron grip had crushed his throat. Tossing the body aside, the Dark Lord turned to his troops. "Tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and cookies! And bring me the passengers; I want them alive!" He mumbled the rest, "Last time I buy off an internet store."

Stormtroopers combed the Rebel ship's passageways in search of prisoners. In a small alcove, they spotted a young women huddled against the wall. As they approached, the women suddenly drew a hidden blaster and fire, dropping the lead Stormtroopers. But the fleeing Rebel was quickly stunned and captured. "She'll be alright. Inform Lord Slader we have a prisoner."

Short yes, but this was just kinda like a intro.

Okay, I kinda exspect people reviewing saying this was crap -holds up antie flame sheild-

But please Read and Review never the less