"The Geoff Show"

Rated M

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Total Drama, which means the characters and series is owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Yes, if you must ask, this is a sketch show very similar to elements of Saturday Night Live, All That, and In Living Color.

Chapter 1: The opening

Inside the Fox Theatre in Atlanta, Georgia came a sea of people cheering in anticipation. One by one, they started chanting Geoff's name over and over again. And why not? In a few minutes, he was gonna make his appearance to a bunch of his screaming fans.

After seconds of waiting, the lights dimmed, which forced the cheering to increase. But it was about to get even louder, especially when Chris McLean's voice came out of nowhere.

"And now," Chris said on the mic, "Live from Fox Theatre in Atlanta GA, it's the new and improved 'Geoff Show!"

The crowd were on their feet yet again. To keep up the momentum, Chris began introducing the other cast members.

"Starring Alejandro...Heather...Justin...Owen...D.J...Eva... Lindsay...Duncan...LeShawna...Courtney...Mike…Zoey…Lightning...Anne Maria...Sam...Dakota...Dawn...and from Total Drama Pahkitew Island Ella…Jasmine…Amy…Sammy/Samey…Shawn…Dave…Gwen...Harold, Cody and Trent, The Drama Brothers...Bridgette..."

After Chris was done introducing the others, it was time to introduce the man of the hour and the toast of the coast.

"And now," Chris said, building up the anticipation, "Here's your host, the man whose blonde hair can toast the entire Death Valley itself, Geoff Michaels!"

Suddenly, the song "Diamond Eyes" by Shinedown played across the soundsystem. On the stage, a banner showing Geoff's face came up on the stage, while a couple of Atlanta Hawks cheerleaders started dancing to the beat. The crowd was anticipating the party boy's entrance soon enough.

After several seconds, Geoff crashed through the banner and was greeted by his screaming fans! The ovation was so rip-roaring that the roof itself tried to contain the screaming.

He then quieted down the audience so he can speak.

"Welcome to Fox Theatrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee!" Geoff screamed.

His welcome to the audience made the people stand up and cheer for him again.

"Hello everybody, and welcome to the new and improved 'Geoff Show'!" Geoff said to the audience, "Of course, my name's Geoff Michaels and I am the host of the show."

And then, Geoff picked up a piece of bacon.

"And this is a piece of bacon!" Geoff smirked, "I don't even know what that's doing here, so I'm not gonna bother telling you as I eat it up real quick." Geoff said as he chewed on the piece of bacon.

Suddenly, Geoff ate the piece of bacon.

"Well…the piece of bacaon was alright." Geoff muttered, "Before we do any comedy tonight, let me welcome you our performers for tonight, The Drama Brothers!"

Geoff then introduced everyone to the Drama Brothers, which got a huge reception from the crowd, especially Cody in which his outfit drew a huge buzz from the ladies in the audience.

"You owe us weed for this, GOSH!" Harold exclaimed.

"Umm, No I don't," Geoff shook his head no, "Anyway, here is why the show was canned the first time before we do any comedy tonight!" Geoff said as the audience sat down.

"Now…the reason why the show got canned in the first place was because it was well I got into some trouble with the producers." Geoff said to everyone.

"The thing is I partied to hard and I got into a fight with one of the producers…that was because of the fact that he mae fun of my cousin who had autism and has narcolepsy/sleep onset syndrome…his name is Alexander or as I would like to call him Alex…anyway hes like myself but he is the manager of his high school's baseball team and he is a member of his drama department and he lives in Southern Ontario…anyway he's 18 years old." Geoff said as he smiled.

"Anyway after the show got canned…I reconciled with the producers and tried really hard to bring it back but at the same time when I fought that producer I was a bit arrogant again the head producer said that I was "Bigger than my britches" and that is true and "I wasn't humble" that's true as well…anyway I learned my lesson and my dad helped me." Geoff explained to the audience why he got fired.

"After I got rehired like I said I reconciled with everyone and at first some people were reluctant but I had to work my butt off to get this done and the sold out crowd here in Atlanta is doing a fine job." Geoff said as the crowd cheered.

"Anyway I just have to say this…let's get the comedy started tonight!" Geoff said the crowd cheered.

"Now…here are some of the sketches that we are going to do tonight! Fanmail Mania! What The F? Make Blaineley Pay and more!" Geoff said as the crowd cheered loudly.

"Last thing...the sketches are Viewer's choice tonight!" Geoff said as the crowd went bananas again.

"Anyway we gotta go to commercial now hit some music for us!" Geoff said as the band did an instrumental version on "It's my Life." By Bon Jovi.

"We'll be back after this woohoo!" Geoff said as he left for backstage as the crowd cheered and went crazy as the sang the song.

"Hey guys…this is Geoff's surfing girlfriend Bridgette, letting you know that The Geoff Show will be back after this." Bridgette said as the camera faded to black.

Hot damn! That was a good opening.

Anyway about what Geoff said about getting the show canned and getting in trouble is similar about what happened in my life.

I had a job as my school's baseball team manager. I was in trouble because I had ISS because I threatened to beat someone up. I was arrogant I was bigger than my britches I wasn't humble, it was horrible being that way and I was suspeneded but I was not fired eventually I was reinstated and I reconciled with the team and my name is Alexander or Alex. Anyway about the autism and narcolepsy and sleep disorder I have that as well.

Anyway are the choices for the first sketch which is a game-show PM me your choices! And don't be dumb and vote in your comment legitimately PM me your choice.

Jeopardy WWE Edition (With Geoff as the host)

What The F? (With Izzy as the Host.)

Or

Family Feud.

Read and review everyone and tell me what you think of the show!