A Harry Potter Story

A Harry Potter Story

By Chyna Rose

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.  I got the idea from a picture Black Rose drew.  Eep.  I've done it now.  I've written a Harry Potter slash fluff story.  I must be going utterly mad.  I've also discovered that I like cutesy titles that sound utterly stupid. 

Percy sighed as he slung the jacket of his muggle suit over his shoulder and tried to dig his keys out from his pocket.  The keys to the two-bedroom apartment he shared with Ron, Neville, Draco, and Harry.   At least with five of them living there, the rent was reasonable.  Of the five of them, Percy was usually the last one home.  And that meant that he usually stepped into pure pandemonium.  With another sigh, Percy unlocked the door and went inside.

"The least you could have done was warn me!" Ron said, glaring at a shirtless Draco. 

"How could we have warned you?  It's not like we planned on it happening." Harry replied, adjusting his glasses.  "Besides, wouldn't you be just as squicked if we had told you about it before hand?"

"Yes… But that's not the point."

"Look, if you don't like it, you can always find another place to stay.  It's not like we're gonna tie you down and make you watch."

"That's a torture we're saving for someone we really hate."

"Draco, that wasn't very nice."

Before Ron, Harry, and Draco could go any further in their three-way argument, there was a rather large crash from the direction of the kitchen.  This crash was followed by a black blur racing from the afore mentioned space and Neville wielding a spatula.

"Come back here you stupid beast!"

The blur decided to head for the safest place it could think of; the top of Ron's head.  The blur, or rather the kitten it turned out to be, dug its claws into Ron's scalp as Neville swung the spatula at it.  Harry stopped Neville before the spatula could connect with either the kitten or Ron.  Neville turned and glared at Harry while Draco recovered the hissing kitten from the wincing Ron.

"That… that… that thing!"

"What's Sera done this time."

"She ate the chicken marinating on the counter.  I just turned my back long enough to find a can of cat food, and there she was.  Eating our dinner.  I swear she's the most impatient cat on the face of the earth."

Percy sighed as he dropped his jacket on the couch.  Walking up behind Neville, he managed to wrest the offending spatula out of the younger boy's hands.  Neville sighed and relaxed into the gentle embrace.  Draco took Sera into his room, murmuring to here the whole way while Ron and Harry headed to the kitchen in order to survey the damage done by the hungry kitten.  Yes life with these four was certainly hectic and tended to get on his nerves often.  But as Neville calmed down in his arms, Percy knew that he'd never have it any other way.