On his way into the Dark Forest to sacrifice himself to Voldermort, Harry trips over a rock, upturning it and in the process releasing thousands of lost spirits from an Ancient Egyptian theatre company. The spirits go and knit scarves for the Death Eaters rendering them incapable of harming another person. The newly turned hippies endeavor to raise money for the bushfire disaster in Atlantis by holding a sci-fi convention. The cosplayer for Queen Amidala befriends Voldemort after meeting him on a blind date set up by the spirit of Ptolemy IV. After drugging him with a future form of crystallized marijuana she persuades him to move with her to the deserted island of South Australia. There, Tom begins work on his postmodern interpretation of Bill Cosby's 'The Merchant of Venice'.
Back in Hogwarts, Harry authorizes an autocratic government led by Professor Charles Francis Xavier who is to oversee the restoration of the castle by using only superpowers. The Justice League finishes the job over the course of fourteen years after which, Flash becomes a Priest and marries Harry and Ginny who give birth to a new species of Jaberwocky.