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Don't Kill Me
"Glowworm."
Zach nearly jumped, then turned to see that it was only Warren Peace. Now, a year ago, a comment like "it's only Warren Peace" might have had him running, screaming, from the room, and demanding to be put in protective mental care. But that was before the angsty teen had helped them to, you know, not die. So as it was, he shrugged, and said, "Hey, W'ren."
Warren set with a thump on the bench beside Zach, arms crossed on the table. "I need your advice."
Zach blinked at him. "Sure. What about?"
"I need sex." Warren said, abruptly.
Okay, this time, Zach was a little freaked out. "Did I hear what I think I just heard?"
"No, seriously." Warren groaned. "I need sex. I am almost eighteen, I have a very healthy sex drive, and I have gotten sick of waiting!" He slammed his fist down on the table, and Zach winced. "I figured Stronghold would have given up on the Hippie by now."
"Wait... you were waiting to have sex with Will?!" Zach gaped at him.
Warren narrowed his eyes dangerously. "Problem with that, Glowworm?"
"No!" Zach slid a few feet down the bench. "Totally cool! It's just... I think he's straight."
Warren snorted, and glanced over a couple tables, where Will was braiding Layla's hair. "He's straight? Yeah, right. Tell me another one."
Zach paused, thinking. "I'm not straight?"
The flamethrower blinked, then turned to look at him.
Zach shrugged. "Just saying. It's another one. You asked. Don't kill me?"
Warren's lower lip had jutted out by now as he considered this. "Wrong verb," he said at last, grabbed Zach's shoulders, and hauled him towards him. Before Zach could protest, Warren kissed him. Rather passionately.
When at last Warren pulled back, it was only to move himself enough to hiss in Zach's ear, "Sex. Now."
"But... but..." Zach spluttered, his brain still at the 'don't kill me' part of this conversation.
"I'll let you top," Warren purred.
Zach was standing in a heart beat, dragging Warren along behind him. "What are we waiting for?!"