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Summary: After Hearing Buffy and Willow discuss Once again keeping him away from Fighting HE HAS HAD IT!

Xander Harris walked into the Magic shop to hear Willow's voice

"Buffy I think you are right Xander has no powers or anything he should stop fighting." Willow said.

"Yeah just as I have been saying He is a danger to us all..." Buffy started to say.

Xander was beyond pissed. He walked right into the room.

"Oh I'm sorry were you having a conversation!? Oh please do go on about how ungrateful you two bitches are go ahead." Xander said with a dark tone of voice.

"Xander, That is uncalled for!" Willow said.

"NO! This is absolutely called for!" Xander yelled.

Suddenly Giles, Angel, Cordeila, and Spike enter the room.

"Oh let me count the ways Buffy that I am not a "Danger" " Xander said ignoring them.

"For one It will always be my fucking fight it took my best friend Jesse, turned him into a blood sucking freak and I staked him you know how much that hurt me Huh? Do you the answer is no. and do not even bring up Billy Ford." Xander yelled on a roll.

"What wrong Droopy finally being kicked off..." Spike said.

Xander grabbed Spike and Lifted him up to the small beam of sunlight in the room burning him a little before dropping him.

"Shut up before i do worse than that." Xander said.

"I have saved your Slayer ass multiple times." Xander said.

"Lets start with the easiest one, I dragged Angel to the Masters Lair and i was the one who gave you CPR to bring you back did i get a Thank You? Let me answer that for ya NO!" Xander said.

"I have been there for the whole Deadboy lover drama. "Oh do you think Angel will like this, Hey Xander which dress should i wear? Ha that shit is comical HE IS A DEMON POSSESSED CORPSE as in Dead not breathing making you a Necrophiliac." Xander said to Buffy.

"Lets not forget while all of you were dealing with that Group of evil bitches i save you from a bunch of bomb wielding zombies from blowing open the hellmouth." Xander said.

"Maybe i should bring up the whole no powers issue shall I? Xander said as if he cared what everybody thought.

"Even if i did get powers here Buffy "DEMON KILL IT!" Here Willow "GET OUT OF XANDER!" Ya'll are hypocrites you just want the feminist movement brownie points if the Dude is not a vamp or a Watcher then he should butt out." Xander said.

"Did you know I protected you from Angelus when he was loose and you were sick with the flu?" Xander said.

Buffy looked shocked.

"I bluffed my ass off but I knew if He called me out i would take him with me." Xander said.

"I "Lied" To you because you would have not done YOU BLOODY JOB and Finish Angelus. You would have stalled, Ended the world so you can be with a Corpse." Xander said.

"And now you my FORMER Best friend, Is this how you repay years of friendship huh? Xander said.

"I knew about your crush on me but guess what Willow I didn't want to break your heart and reject you so i resolved to always be there for you and this is how you repay me? Xander said.

"I don't just get the doughnuts."Xander said.

"I have held you both through everything." Xander said.

"So I'm not leaving the fight at all so FORGET IT! I will patrol by myself if i have too."Xander said.

"I have memories from being the Soilder from that Halloween, and i still have the Hyena strenght and speed that I have been keeping from you because you will have wanted Giles to strip it from me." Xander said.

"So You Ungrateful bitches you have a choice to make I pray it is the right one because If you still kick me out I'm Going to patrol and do it with extreme vigor no Vamp good or evil left alive." Xander said leaving leaving the room shocked.

The End