-Earth 616-

Hulk, along with other heroes, respond to a distress signal to a construction site that is under attack by the Juggernaut and the Abomination.

"I hate construction sites!" Juggernaut yells as he charges towards a building that's being renovated. Upon running through the building, the two villains come face to face with Hulk, Thor, and Captain America.

"Too many damn heroes around here..." Juggernaut mumbles. "It ain't fair!"

"You pathetic excuses of men should know that you have no right to destroy these buildings." Captain America sternly says.

"So? Nobody's living in them. Besides, they're just gonna get taken apart anyway." Abomination smugly says.

"You ever get tired of listening to your own voice, fish lips?" Hulk remarks.

"Fish lips?!" Abomination hollers out in response, to which Hulk nods in agreement. "You're dead, you overly muscular leprechaun!"

Hulk rolls his eyes as he locks fists with Abomination before kneeing him in the gut and flinging him across the street.

"What is that ridiculous contraption on your head?" Thor asks Juggernaut, pointing to the behemoth's helmet.

"That is my helmet, Goldilocks!" He replies angrily before swinging his right arm at Thor, but he swiftly dodges his attack and hits Juggernaut hard with his hammer, sending the large man flying into an abandoned building, which then collapses on top of him. Thor smugly smiles, only for the collapsed building to mildly shift in place. Before Thor knew it, Juggernaut charged out from under the rubble, grabbed Thor, and practically steamrolled through several more buildings while still holding Thor before violently slamming him into the ground and begins to whale on him with his SUV sized fists. After a few dozen blows, Thor's entire body starts surging with electricity before releasing all that energy in a single punch, knocking Juggernaut out cold.

While that was going on, Hulk and Abomination keep trading blows, causing nearby buildings to shake as a result of their unmatched strength.

"I will kill you, then I'll be the strongest one there is!" Abomination taunts as he performs a series of quick jabs to Hulk's stomach and chest. However, Hulk became so enraged at the idea of Abomination being stronger than him that his attacks barely fazed him, and he looked at his foe with a grin.

"My turn, fish breath!" Hulk says as he punches Abomination in the chest hard, making him grip his chest in pain as he pulls out a strange device and throws it at Hulk. After a few seconds, the device opens a portal with an abnormally strong pull. Hulk is immediately sucked into it and once inside, Abomination crushes the device with his foot, making the portal seal shut.

-Planet Heian-

A Spartan-II and three ODST's are situated in a cave overlooking a large city ruin of unknown origin. A Covenant drop ship lands in front of a building and out of the ship exits an elderly Covenant Prophet in a hoverchair.

As this occurs, Hulk begins falling to the planet's surface, roaring in frustration as his body burns up in the atmosphere. Upon landing, the planet shakes violently, startling the ODST's.

"What the hell was that?" The shortest of the ODST's asks, amazed by how violent that impact tremor was, though the Spartan paid no mind to it and the other two ODST's shrugged it off as nothing.

Not far from the Spartan and ODST's position, Hulk slowly rose from a massive impact crater and shook some dirt out of his hair. "Ouch. That hurt...a little. Well, I'm clearly not on Earth anymore. So...where am I, exactly?" Hulk asked himself as he started walking before noticing a somewhat disoriented Brute Chieftain walking up a flight of large stairs leading up to where the Spartan and its team was stationed.

Hulk slowly followed the large alien, who roared in anger as it charges towards the Spartan and flings the super soldier into a wall. However, only to be interrupted by Hulk.

"Hey, ugly. Pick on someone your own size." Hulk says with a grin as he cracks his knuckles.

The ODST's gasp in horror at the sight of Hulk while the Brute Chieftain shrugs as it charges at his new challenger, raising his massive Gravity Hammer and swinging downward, only for Hulk to catch it at the head. Hulk then hits the Brute Chieftain with a vicious punch to the left side of his face, shattering his combat helmet.

"Not so tough now..." Hulk taunts as he yanks the Gravity Hammer from the Brute's hands, knocks him down and proceeds to savagely smash his head in repeatedly.

"Okay, okay! Stop! You got him! He's dead!" One of the ODST's says in protest.

Hulk eventually stops upon realizing that the Brute isn't moving at all. "Sorry. Got carried away, I guess."

The small ODST then approaches the Spartan, noticing that the large person isn't breathing that much. "The Spartan's knocked out!" He then remembers their mission: To assassinate a Covenant Prophet. The ODST quickly raises his sniper rifle and aims it at the Prophet's head and pulls the trigger. Seconds after that, the Prophet lets out a loud groan as the bullet flies through its head, killing him pretty much instantly.

Back to more pressing matters, Hulk lifts the Spartan up and carries the super soldier to a UNSC dropship, which then lifted off, taking Hulk, the unconscious Spartan, and the ODST's off of the planet.

"So...what's your story?" One of the ODST's asks Hulk, breaking the awkward silence as the Spartan is laid out on a medical gurney.

"Not now, puny human." Hulk rudely responds, looking at the floor. He wasn't in the mood for questions, given what just happened.

"We'll ask him again when we get back to the ship." Another one of the ODST's whispers as the dropship approaches a large destroyer ship.