Banshee: Hey everybody. I got a new story for you to read. This was kind of a "What if?" situation that I thought of one day, and I thought it was a cute and funny idea so I pursued it. I hope you like it. Love you all. Ja ne~! 3


Chapter One: A Startling Discovery


It was just an ordinary day.

Xemnas had sent me grocery shopping (since I always complained about not getting some - really important - things that I needed), and I brought Momo with me so we could just bring the groceries back via portal. Sometimes it sucked being the one to go shopping, but it was better than some of the other chores I had around the castle.

Shopping for the organization is pretty easy. All the other members give me a list of the items they need, and even give me munny to pay for them.

"Okay. That's everything. Let's go, Momo."

Momo nodded and created a portal at our feet, taking us, and the groceries, back to the castle.

When we arrived, Roxas and Demyx helped put all the food away. The other members came into the kitchen to pick up their things; everyone, except the Superior.

"Where's Xemnas?" I asked.

"Beats me. No one has seen him all day," said Roxas as he took a pack of popsicles and shoved them in the freezer.

"I guess I'll just bring him his stuff."

I walked through one of the huge halls of The Castle That Never Was, hearing nothing but my own footsteps. On my way to the bedrooms, I heard a strange noise coming from Xemnas' office. Even though I knew I wasn't supposed to go in there unless I was summoned, I carefully opened the door to investigate. The room was empty, but the chair behind the desk was moving slightly.

"Xemnas?" I asked tentatively.

Once again, there was no answer. I approached the chair and saw Xemnas' coat - among other clothing articles - lying in a puddle on the seat. There was a lump in the coat, and I slightly poked it causing it to wriggle. Then a dark face with a large pair of orange eyes appeared under the hood. The face was eerily familiar, like it was a smaller version of…

"Xemnas? No, it couldn't be… could it?" I said to no one in particular.

Carefully grasping the hood, I slowly pulled it off the baby's head. I yelped and jumped back when I saw silver hair.

"Holy crap, it is Xemnas!" I exclaimed.

There was no way that this baby could be Xemnas. It was too… cute.

"Don't do that!" I yelled when Xemnas tilted his head to the side. "It makes you look cute, and you looking cute is really creepy!"

At my outburst, his eyes started tearing up.

"Oh no…"

Little Xemnas started to cry, the sound, like any other baby's crying, resembling nails on a chalkboard. Even though I covered my ears, I could still hear his shrill crying beating at my ear drums. In an attempt to calm him down, I picked him up and tickled his tummy. He started to giggle, and I had to stifle some more shivers. Even though he was a baby, he was still my Superior, and 'cute' isn't one of the words someone could use to describe him…

"Oh God…" I groaned. "This is not going to be easy to explain…"

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