First truth or dare story, send in anything you want. I will make them do it, any pairings supported, but I do not own South Park! Enjoy! :D
Characters included:
Oncoming Shadow Storm (Me: A.k.a. Shadow)
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny (Mysterion)
Butters (Professor Chaos)
Damien
Wendy
Bebe
Clyde
Token
Pip
(At Shadow's House)
I was bored one evening and wanted to play truth or dare. Problem was, I couldn't think of any truths and dares and biggest problem – No one to play with either…
Suddenly, I grinned and my grin looked evil… I think… Using my author powers I summoned some of the kids from South Park. Cartman, the fattest of the kids-
"Ey! Don't call me fat, bitch! Just tell us why we're goddamn here, Shadow! And why the fuck's your name Shadow! Cartman screamed at me, looking really pissed off.
My grin slipped.
"Yeah! This is pretty fucked up, but yeah! Why are we here?" Stan called out.
"You are here to play truth and dare and before you interrupt by saying it's a faggy girl's game… It's not you monkey fucking asshole!" I growled angrily at Cartman, taking revenge on the fat boy.
Everyone in my room laughed raucously, and then Kenny mumbled something behind his bright orange parka – Chuckling with absolute glee.
My jaw fell, and then I asked Kyle: "Uh, Kyle… What'd the hell he say?"
The answer came back was quite funny, that I nearly wanted to writhe on the floor with laughter.
"Kenny said, Cartman got pwned by a girl… Uh with big tits… Dude! What the fuck! I thought I told you to only read the porno magazines and not really fall in love with any other girl" Kyle groaned furiously.
All of them stared at me in awe as I had my share of laughs. My bright blue eyes twinkled playfully, as I stared at my laptop, waiting for requests for truths and dares.
Everyone in the room then remained silent – Their expressions turning to complete worry as my grin spread wider across my face.
Please Send In Truths and Dares For This Lot! Hope You Enjoy The Results! :D