The Name is Piper Christopher Dorian, and this is my life.
So I was walking to the hospital with Izy, Jack, Eric, Kyler and Mona like every other day. You see we are all best friends as are our parents. Our friendship was kind of set in motion before we where born. All our parents work in a hospital together and that is where I and my friends' hangout after school much to doctor Kelso's abjection. But since he is like 72 now we really don't pay much attention to him but when we where little he used to scary us like all get out. My twin brother Eric and I's father is co-chief resident at the hospital and our mom's a surgeon. My parents are hoping we will be doctors to but being the rebellious 15 year olds we are there is no chance in hell. Jack and Mona's dad a.k.a my Uncle Perry is a doctor as well and my 'Aunt Jordon is on the board with just really means she does not have a job says Uncle Perry. Izy's dad my Uncle Turk is a surgeon and Auntie Carla is a Nurse. Finally there is Kyler who we just picked up from junior high because he is 11; parents Aunt Elliot and Uncle Keith who are both doctors.
We make our way into the hospital and I go left where everyone else goes right the reason being I had a gift for a friend of mine seeing as it is his birthday. I open the janitor's room and greeted by some hellos from the boys. I know what your thing J.D.'s Daughter friends with the janitors!?!?!? Well my dad was shocked to but there really cool guys when they are not plotting against my dad. I smile at the head honcho and open my back and pull out 4 very nicely wrapped presents. "Happy birthday uncle janitor!", I exclaimed.
Okay I know I know weird but here is how it happen. When I was about for I refused to be left with a babysitter so in turn my mom had to take me with her to the hospital. I would wonder of from Aunt Carla when she was busy and always seemed to find the janitor he would tell me all his wild stories and I would love to hear them. My mom started leaving me with him to watch me (much to my father's objections). We became very close I am one of the few people that now his really name but he would kill me if I told anyone so I call him Uncle Janitor.
Anyway he opened the first package with had a picture of my dad crashing into a tree on Sasha. It was pure luck I happen to be standing there with a camera when it happened. He laughed and opened his next present with was a digital camera I know he likes to black mail people and thought it would be a perfect present. He opened the third package which contains a mini TV so he could watch it while he pretends to work. Then finally it was a picture of him and me pranking Dr. Kelso. He should up from his chair and gives me the awkward hug we both have gotten so used to I peck him on the cheek pick up my bag and say," Happy Birthday Uncle, try not to be as evil today and for Gaara sake don't mess with Uncle Per. Today this morning he was in a foal mood he dropped us of at school today and yicks." "You know me trouble follows me I mean you found me didn't you?" "Ha, Ha very funny", I said closing the door behind be.