Chapter 1

Inuyasha fell from the sky, his arms and legs flailing madly as he went. Something odd had happened in the Bone Eater's Well; this wasn't at all like his normal travels to Kagome's time.

He landed with a loud thump, face first on the rocky ground. As if nothing had happened, he picked himself up and looked around. He instantly knew that he wasn't in his or Kagome's time or place anymore. He was in a new world altogether.

He had no idea what to do; he was in an unfamiliar place filled with unfamiliar inhabitants. So he just stood there, an annoyed look plastered on his face.

Eventually one of the peoples of this strange place noticed him, and decided to talk to him.

"Hi, I'm Mez. Wow, you're tall. You could be one of the Head Tallest with a height like that. Maybe even the Almighty Tallest," the short green being said kindly.

"What are you talking about?" Inuyasha snapped nastily.

"Here, I'll take you to Tallest Red and Tallest Purple," Mez offered, as he took hold of Inuyasha's wrist and started to lead him to the teleportation station that would take them to the Tallest.

It was then, with his hand held out in front of him, that Inuyasha realized that something very peculiar had happened to him.

((Change in time))

"What d'you mean, you're not Irken?" Tallest Purple asked Inuyasha, as he took a donut from his brown paper bag.

"Yeah! I mean, you look just like us," Tallest Red agreed, pointing at Inuyasha.

"Damn it all to hell! For the last time, I'm not one of you! I'm Inuyasha, my mother was a human and my father was a demon! I'm a half-demon!" Inuyasha burst. They'd been going around in circles for hours, and he was getting tired of it.

Just then, and idea popped into Tallest Red's head. It was one that made sense to them, though not to Inuyasha in the least.

"Hey, Purple, d'you think he could be a leftover from that experiment that ZIM did a while back? Ya know, the one where he had a half-Irken super army for us?" he suggested.

"Hey…yeah! That makes sense! He does seem kind of…odd," Tallest Purple said in agreement, as he surveyed Inuyasha yet again.

"For the last time, I AM NOT ONE OF YOU!"

"He must be confused…that happened with some of them," Red said, ignoring the half-demon's comment completely.

"Is this another one of Naraku's schemes?" Inuyasha growled.

"Naraku? Who's that?" Purple asked curiously.

"Never mind…" sighed Inuyasha, as he slapped his forehead.

"Look, if you don't believe us, take a look for yourself," Red offered, as a mirror randomly emerged from the wall. Inuyasha stepped closer to take a look, just as Tallest Red had suggested. Inuyasha had to admit, they did look similar. The similarities baffled him, to be honest.

His skin had turned a light shade of green, and his eyes were completely orange. His legs and arms had become very slender, and two fingers from each hand had disappeared into thin air. His dog-ears were gone, and had been replaced by antennae. His black antennae were attached to his head on both ends, and gave the illusion that his dog-ears were still present.

While he was looking himself up and down, he overheard the two odd beings that he'd been arguing with talking about him.

"But his eyes are orange. Nobody has orange eyes. And why doesn't he have a PAK? It doesn't make sense…" Red muttered secretly to Purple, though Inuyasha easily eavesdropped.

"Eh, it doesn't matter. We can fix that soon. But have you noticed?" Purple disregarded.

"Notice what?"

"He's Irken, even if it's only part, and he's taller than us," Purple whispered, "And if he's taller than us, he's the new Tallest."

Red gasped. They were out of the job. No more free donuts, no more destroying worlds, and no more godly privileges. They'd have to live as regular Irkens, actually working for a living.

But they accepted the fact pretty quickly. They had known that it would happen eventually, and getting out of this way of life DID have its advantages. Now that they weren't the Tallest any more, they wouldn't have to put up with that nuisance, ZIM.

That fact alone made them happy that this was happening. So with this odd joy flowing through their veins, they approached Inuyasha.

"Tallest Inu!" they addressed. Inuyasha turned to face them, a confused look on his face.

"You're taller than us," Purple said obviously.

"Yeah, so? Why should I care if I'm taller than you?"

"Because it means that you're the Tallest now. You rule all of Irk and it's peoples," Red continued, pushing on where Purple had left off.

"What? NO! I have to get back to Kagome, I can't stick around here and play with you!" the confused half-demon argued.

Red made an attempt at putting down his hopes of returning to where he had come from, and it seemed to work. "That's not possible. You're taller than us, there's no getting out of it. We now relieve ourselves of our positions, and hand them over to you."

"I'm gunna be a wizard!" Purple shouted randomly, as he took off running all around the Massive to find a good costume for his new profession.

"Yeah, I'd better get going too," Red said quickly, as he too ran off before Inuyasha could do anything about it.

"Hey…wait!" Inuyasha called after them, though it was no use. They were long gone, running around the many halls and rooms of the Massive.

As if having to deal with those two wasn't enough, Inuyasha now had to go through a rigorous torture session. As soon as he was all alone in the room, dozens of mechanical arms flew out of nowhere at him. They violently grabbed hold of his wrists and dragged him into a new room to the right of the one he'd just been in.

Shelves lined with the walls of this immense room, and each shelf contained hundreds of foreign items and objects. Foreign to Inuyasha, that is. He didn't have much time to look at these odd contraptions, though; the arms continued to pull him forward, toward an operating table.

With more force than necessary, the many hands shoved him onto the shiny metallic table and ripped off all his clothes. As soon as the Robe of the Fire Rat was lying crumpled on the ground with his Tetsusiaga very strong sheets of metal clamped down on his wrists and ankles, trapping him.

First an arm with a small saw attached to the end inched toward him. The saw began to emit a soft whirring sound as it started up and was aimed at his remaining fingers. As one thumb from each hand was slowly cut from his body, he tried desperately not to shriek in pain. He failed, though, and his screams of agony rang throughout the room.

Soon his thumbs were nearly lying in a small silver bowl to the side of the operating table, and a new metallic arm was bandaging the places where his thumbs had once been attached to the rest of his body. All these metallic arms flying around everywhere and doing different things were starting to make Inuyasha dizzy.

An electronic voice then called out, "Finger extraction complete. Blood flow normal. Candidate is now superior to all other Irkens."

Inuyasha thought that his torture would end there, but his was sadly mistaken. There was much more in store for him.

The bleeding soon ceased, and he was released from the table. It was only for a short moment, though, as he was quickly forced back onto the metal surface, this time with his face pressing against it. He felt something sharp pierce his upper back, and he held the agonizing pain at bay with all his might.

The slick item left his back as quick as it had entered, but was replaced by a new, more permanent one almost immediately after it left him. Cold cords slid into the holes that the previous objects had left behind, and wrapped themselves around his spine. From there, they made their way to this brain. He felt a jolt as they inserted themselves into his very being.

Like before, the bland voice of the computer announced the progress. "PAK instillation complete. Information and personality access and download complete. PAK is fully operational and ready for use," it reported.

He was then flipped back onto his back for the second to last part of his forced transformation. The mechanical arms that had surrounded him scooted away from him to pluck various things from the shelves. Once they all were holding something different, they moved to the sides of the operating room to make way for the arm that would take over until it was their turn. Before they could attach their objects to Inuyasha's skin, they had to do some fiddling around inside his body.

One of the arms, which had a small scalpel attached to the end of it, mad a small incision in Inuyasha's front, just below the ribcage. Once the cut was made and the view was clear, another arm squeezed itself into his body. He felt a strong need to heave as he felt all his internal organs being shoved upward.

To make room for everything to fit nicely in his upper chest, his ribs were removed completely. His intestines were stretched out so that one lonely strip slithered down to where he did his business.

Once that was done they stitched him up so that only his spine and that one strip of intestine were present in the middle of his body. "Organ rearrangement complete," the computer's voice rang out, as Inuyasha felt himself slip slowly into unconsciousness.

Now that he was ready to be suited, the arms holding the various things from the shelves moved in. Inuyasha, however, wasn't able to stay awake long enough to observe this; the pain was too great, and a painful sleep befell him. He passed out from pain and shock, and didn't wake up until long after the procedure was complete.

((End of chapter 1))

So this is the first Chapter of Tallest Inu...sorry it took me so long to get it up here. Work has really been getting in the way of my summer of free time...

Please tell me if I got any of the chatacters' personalities wrong. It's my first time writing for Invader Zim, so I want to get it as accurate as possible.

I don't own Inuyasha or Invader Zim, though I would kill to get the oppertunity to do so. I'm only going to put this once, so please don't sue me.

Until next time, happy reading!