Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS

Warnings: Slash!

Pairings: Tony/Tim, Ron Sacks/Jimmy Palmer (Yep, you saw right!)

A/N: This is part of my Chasing Elflord universe and its a two-parter, so enjoy!

Two of a Kind

"No"

"Tony"

"No"

"Please?"

"Hmmm, No"

Tim pouted, his lover's eyes going down those bottom lips before going back to glaring at him.

"No means no Probie" Tony said.

The Senior Agent then went right back to watching the Football game, Tim huffed and leaned back against the sofa, wondering why his lover was being such a pain in the ass (and not the good kind either) about this.

It was only a double date.

Last week both he and Jimmy were taking a lunch together ( They were doing cold cases, and Tim had finished most of his earlier) and were talking about their new lovers, when Jimmy had jokingly suggested a double date just to see how long the two would last before they were at each other's throats. The more they thought about it, the more the idea appealed to them, not the going at each other's throats' part, but the dating part.

Just one problem, both they're lovers couldn't stand each other.

Which led them to this

He had hoped that Tony would be so into the game he wouldn't even notice the question

"Do you wanna go on a double date with Jimmy and Ron?"

And just agree…No such luck.

"I wonder how Jimmy's doing" the Geek thought as he tried to come up with a way for Tony to agree.

"No"

"Ron"

"No"

"Please?"

"No"

"Pretty please?"

"No"

Jimmy pouted, and dark eyes going down to those lips before going back up.

"No means no Jimmy"

Jimmy huffed as his lover went back to the game, he wasn't sure why he thought begging would work…. well not this kind of begging, the other begging Ron loved.

"There just gotta be a way" The Autopsy Germlin thought as he leaned back against the sofa.

Twenty minutes into the game an idea popped up, and he grinned as he leaned against his lover, Ron glanced him his eyes narrowing in suspicion when he saw the grin.

"Nothing you say is going to convince me" Ron said.

Jimmy pouted again knowing that the FBI Agent couldn't resist it when he did that, "Really? Not even if I promise to wear that outfit we saw last week for your birthday?"

Ron perked up at the mention of the outfit, "You brought it?" he asked.

Jimmy nodded his grin widening a slight blush on his cheeks, the two were on a date and had walked past a custom shop while coming from lunch, Ron had stopped when he spotted the French maid custom, he then turned to Jimmy and grinned. Jimmy for his part had blushed, quickly said no and dragged the laughing man away. Two days later Jimmy found himself buying the outfit, blushing while the sales clerk giggled as he left.

Jimmy watched as his lover thought about it, knowing that Ron's dislike of Tony and his libido were fighting to win, and his was betting on the libido.

"I'll even call you Master" Jimmy added, going in for the kill.

"Fine, I'll go but I won't like it" Ron grumbled in defeat.

Jimmy smiled, and kissed the man on the cheek, chuckling when the man grumbled about him sleeping on the couch.

"Not fair" Tony whined.

Tim hummed as he watched the game, ignoring his now whining lover.

"Come on Probie"

"Life isn't fair" Tim said, eyes never leaving the TV.

"B-but no nachos for a month!"

Tim shrugged, feeling a little bad that he was using Tony's love for his homemade nachos against him, but hey some sacrifices had to be made; also the Geek figured it was better than tricking the Senior Agent.

"Tim" Tony whined again, leaning into him and nuzzling his neck, "don't be like that"

Tim ignored him, trying not grin when Tony huffed and leaned back against the sofa grumbling.

"Fine! I'll go, but I won't like it"

Tim snickered.

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