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Hands Clean – Alanis Morisette
If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened
"You know we shouldn't."
If you weren't so wise beyond your years I would've been able to control myself
"Relax, Asuma."
If it weren't for my attention you wouldn't have been successful
"Are you sure?"
and If it weren't for me you would never have amounted to very much
"Positive."
Ooh this could be messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go tellin' everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We'll fast forward to a few years later
"Why do you have to be so young? This is so wrong…We shouldn't…"
And no one knows except the both of us
"It's ok… I won't tell anyone... I love you, Asuma."
And I have honored your request for silence
"I don't want to ruin this but…"
And you've washed your hands clean of this
"It's okay, Asuma. Just try. For me."
You're essentially an employee and I like you having to depend on me
"It's so wrong though. For a student and his teacher…"
You're a kind of protégé and on day you'll say you learned all you know from me
"You're the one that taught me about love."
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian
"I need you, 'Suma."
I know you sexualize me like a young thing would and I think I like it
"Come one, Asuma. Let's go to bed."
Ooh this could get messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go tellin' everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We'll fast forward to a few years later
"Happy birthday, Shikamaru."
And no one knows except the both of us
"See? I'm already 18 and nobody knows!"
I've more than honored your request for silence
"I haven't told anybody, Shika."
And you've washed your hands clean of this
"I love you, Asuma. Don't ever forget."
What part of our history's reinvented and under rug swept?
What part of your memory is selective and tends to forget?
What of this distance it seems so obvious?
Just make sure you don't tell on me especially to member of your family
"You're sure your parents' don't know?"
We best keep this to ourselves and not tell any members of our inner posse
"Not even Chouji."
I wish I could tell the world cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly
"Shikamaru… You look beautiful…"
I might want to marry you one day if you watch that weight and you keep your firm body
"Oh, stop. You're making me blush…"
A/N: Please tell me if I'm the only one in tears! I love this song and I figured it would go perfectly for this couple. You know…The whole age difference…Student/Teacher…Yeah. Anyhoo, this was my first fic. Be gentle. I'm not gonna beg for rates and reviews but if you have something to say, say it .Or type it. Whatever. And there's also more to the song but... It's just the chorus so... Yeah. By the way, this was my first fic ever written and I know it's just a wee drabble but I hope you enjoyed it. Or at least thought it was tolerable. Eh heh