Sasuke's Mom
Summary: 'Sasuke's mom has got it going on. Sasuke can't you see you're just not the brother for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with my own mom.'
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the song Stacy's Mom, but I do own Sasuke's Mom
A/N: I am going to burn in the fiery pits of Hell for this one. Massive incest all around! Basically Sasuke is going out with Itachi, but Itachi really wants Sasuke's mom (which is his mom too).
No flames please.
Mikoto has got it going on
Sasuke's mom has got it goin on
Sasuke's mom has got it goin on
Sasuke's mom has got it goin on
Sasuke's mom has got it goin on
Sasuke can I stay home, while you're at schoo-o-o-ool?
(At the school)
My fever will go down, if I'm in the poo-o-o-o-o-ool
(Swim in the pool)
Did mom get back from her shopping trip?
(Shopping trip)
Is she home, or is she tryin to make me fli-i-i-ip
(Make me flip)
You know I'm not just a young genius prodigy
I'm all grown up now, Mommy can't you see?
Sasuke's mom has got it goin on
She's all I want and I've waited for so lo-o-ng
Sasuke can't you see you're just not the brother for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with my own mom
Sasuke's mom has got it goin on
Sasuke's mom has got it goin on
Sasuke do you remember when I helped you practice?
(With your shuriken)
Mikoto came outside, asking me to scratch an itch
(On her chest)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
(At my balls)
And the way she said, "I really love your ha-a-a-ir"
(She meant the curly hair)
And I know that you think it's worse then you and me
But who gives a damn, I really like this fantasy
Sasuke's mom has got it goin on
She's all I want and I've waited for so lo-o-ng
Sasuke can't you see you're just not the brother for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with my own mom
(MUSIC BREAK)
Sasuke's mom has got it goin on (She's got it going on)
She's all I want and I've waited for so lo-o-ng (I just masturbated)
Sasuke can't you see you're just not the brother for me
I know it might be wro-o-ong but I'm in love with
Sasuke's mom ah-ah-ah-ah (I'm in love with)
Sasuke's mom ah-ah-ah-ah (My hands are sticky)
Sasuke can't you see you're just not the brother for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with my own mom
A/N: Are you still sane? Good, then please review.