A/N:

We/I do not own the Harry Potter series or anything or anyone from it.

This has taken me forever to finally get out, but here it is! The Sequel to Potter the Turtle!

I would suggest that if you haven't read Potter the Turtle to read it, simply because you might not understand some of what is going on at first, but whatever. This series was just meant to be funny, light and slightly cracky (but you'll be the judge of that I guess). On that note, I have to apologize for the tone of this chapter, as it is most definitely not funny (at least I don't think so), but it needed to be covered, so yah.

Also as a heads up, although I'm sure you've already already figured this out, this is non-canon. Mostly in the sense that a lot of characters that should have died already are not dead. And there are new characters. And they are dead. But just in general it's all very non-canon. :)

Please review! :D

Without anymore rambling, I give you the first chapter!

~Dante Pierre

Seamus Finnigan sat in the Headmaster's office, wishing he could shrink down to the size of a mouse and scurry away. Three of the scariest staff members at Hogwarts were currently staring at him, and he could feel their stern, angry gazes practically burning into his skin.

Professor Snape was a given. He carried a reputation as the most frightening teacher at Hogwarts. Only a few choice Slytherins were spared his hatred and cruel punishments, but he wasn't the one Seamus was the most afraid of at the moment. It wasn't even Headmaster Dumbledore, who could be one scary man when he chose to be, that made Seamus want to curl up into a ball and sob.

No, it was the Deputy Headmistress, head of the Gryffindor house, Professor Minerva McGonagall.

Her stern, disapproving, even disgusted look was what really hit home.

"What do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Finnegan?" Her cold voice cut through the air, sharp and controlled. Seamus could tell it was taking all her effort not to start yelling.

"I-I." Seamus stuttered

"Well, spit it out boy." Snape cut in, impatient as usual.

"He deserved it!" Seamus blurted out, finding his voice, "That fucking Death Eater-"

"-Mr. Finnegan!-"

"-deserved that and more! A dementor's kiss isn't enough of a punishment for Merlin's sake. He bloody well deserves to rot in Hell!"

"Mr. Finnegan, how could you say something like that of another student?! You are a disgrace to your house, to me, to this school, and to your family! Mr. Malfoy made mistakes, as have we all, but lashing out the way you and your two friends did was utterly wrong and completely unforgivable. I expected so much more of you three. You are adults, you must start behaving like it!" Professor McGonagall exclaimed before calming down. She took a deep breath before continuing.

"I would have you, Mr. Smith and Mr. Boot all expelled effective immediately. Unfortunately, that is not my place." Minerva looked to Dumbledore, but the old wizard said nothing.

A few moments passed in silence before Dumbledore sighed and finally did speak.

"It saddens me, that after everything this school went through, we still can't work together. We still fight each other constantly."

Seamus looked at him flabbergasted, starting to feel less and less like a scared little boy.

"Work together? You want us to work together? He's the reason the Death Eaters got into the school! People died because of that!" Seamus cried.

"I understand you lost family, your sister Donna, we all have lost our share of loved ones, but that is no excuse for what you did. Mr. Malfoy was put on trial, as you recall." Dumbledore reminded him.

"Trial? So what! Nothing came out of that!"

"I do not wish to argue with you. The war is over Mr. Finnegan, as are the trials. You, Mr. Boot and Mr. Smith will have to answer to the Ministry. You are all adults and will be held responsible for your actions."

The room was silent once more as the three professors watched Seamus, waiting for some sort of reply.

"She was just a little girl, Donna. A third year." Seamus whispered, pausing for a moment before continuing.

"Zach lost his girlfriend you know, and Terry his little brother. It wasn't fair."

"War is not fair, life is not fair, Mr. Finnegan." Dumbledore replied softly.

"No, it's not. Donna, Sophie and Marcus all died when that worthless, pathetic bastard let the Death Eaters into the school. And he's not in Azkaban, Hell, he wasn't even punished for that! That's what isn't fair!" Seamus was shouting now. He stood up and continued yelling, his voice getting louder and louder, spit flying for his mouth.

"They died, victims, and nothing happens to the criminal! YOU DID NOTHING! MALFOY WASN'T EVEN EXPELLED FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN!"

Snape moved to defend the actions of the Ministry and school, as did McGonagall, but Dumbledore waved them down with one hand. He looked at Seamus with a sad, pitiful look, a look you would give a wounded animal about to be put down. Another sigh escaped the Headmaster's mouth.

"Mr. Finnegan, I do not believe I can make myself any clearer on the matter. We will speak of this no more. You will wait outside my office until a member of staff is available to escort you to the Ministry. Mr. Smith and Mr. Boot will both face the same consequences once they have regained consciousness."

Seamus left the room, numbly awaiting his judgment. He would probably end up in Azkaban over one stupid spell, and all the while Malfoy would still be walking free. Life really wasn't fair.