I watched my hands. This was my first day and they gave me a girl's uniform. I wasn't wearing it, just some of my clothes hoping no one noticed. I stuck out like a thumb and I knew it. I heard some people snicker. I hope I don't get detention. I quickly scurried into the classroom. "Miss… you do know you should wear your uniform. I can give you an extra one." Someone said. I was wearing my baggy jacket with baggy pants and shoes.
I quickly glanced and gave a shy grin; inside I was really going to murder him for calling me Miss. "Well you see un… I'm a guy and they gave me a girl's uniform." I said scratching my back. "Oh… I'm so sorry sir. What is your name?" He said. "Deidara Iwa." I said nodding. "Oh, well I'm the teacher. Kakashi is my name." He said walking to the board. I quickly sat in a seat in the back, so less people could see me.
I was sitting next to a kid with dark brown spikey hair. "Hi!" He said, his voice sounded a little strained "Hi un." I said grinning. "I'm TOBI! Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi said grinning then looking at the teacher. Maybe the kid has problems. Social problems perhaps. I shook my head. "Well we have a new student today. Deidara Iwa." Kakashi said lazily pointing at me. Gulp. All eyes seemed to be pelting into me.
A few whistles came out and I blushed. "I'm a guy un." I said and heard several gasps, some giggles and occasional murmurs. "Don't worry about them! They think everyone like us are freaks!" Tobi said. Us? "Well we will be learning about… free day just get a book and read." Kakashi said grabbing a book and sitting in a chair reading.
Great! I don't have a book. "Tobi's a good boy! Tobi's got a book! Deidara do you want Tobi's book?" Tobi said staring at me. I accidentally blushed and then I grinned and nodded. "Oh Tobi's got friends in class. Deidara want to meet Tobi's friends?" Tobi said as I flipped to page one. "Sure… un." I said.
"Pein! Kakuzu!" Tobi yelled waving. I plugged my ears at the noise. Don't have to scream retard. Two boys looked up. "Hey Tobi." One said. He was the one wearing a mask over his mouth. "That's Kakuzu!" Tobi said pondering me in the side.
They walked over to us. One had orange spikey hair a pair of earrings. "Are you gay?" I asked bluntly. I don't know why I asked it; he just for some reason looked gay. "No I'm straight thank you very much." The one which I suppose is Pein stated. "Are you a boy or a girl?" Kakuzu asked looking me up and down. "I'm a guy un. I just said that to un." I said crossing my arms over my chest.
"Then I suggest you cut off your pretty hair of yours." Pein said. "Just to inform you; I LIKE my hair long un." I growled. My hair only came to my shoulders at the moment and my bangs covered the left side of my face. "Well then you're asking for it." Kakuzu said shrugging. I instantly didn't like them. I picked up my book and started to read.
The book was about some hero trying to save a princess. In short I hated it. "Pein's getting more piercings!" Tobi suddenly said breaking through my 'wall'. "Shut up Tobi." Pein said closing his eyes. "Aren't those… like… illegal? To get more piercings in third grade un?" I asked a little grossed out. "No. I'm getting one through my belly button, and one through my forehead!" Pein seemed really excited. "Is Pein your real name?" I changed the subject trying to get the mental picture out. "Oh no. It's my nick name. My real name is Nagato." Pein said careless.
"Why did you make your nick name Pein un?" I asked Nagato. "My friend died, I picked the nickname when my other friend ditched me." He mumbled looking down. Kakuzu then slapped his hands together. "Thank god Hidan isn't in this class anymore." He said. Nagato suddenly laughed. "Poor kid got kicked out for the rest of the month. Can't say he didn't deserve it." I nodded not even wanting to question who 'Hidan' was.
I started to think. My first subject was Math but he told us to read? I then shrugged. "Oh yeah. You don't know Hidan. You should bless your soul now and run away before the month ends." Pein said. "Why?" I asked suddenly getting a little scared. "The boy has a 'problem' mentally and verbally. Let's just stick to that." Kakuzu said. I nodded.
Math was then ended, thankfully, and I ran to my next class Art. This is where I learned running to art where you have no idea where it is a very bad idea. I ran into this huge blue kid, I quickly said an apology and tried to scurry away. (Later I found out that his boyfriend is twice as scary as him) I dodged into a room that said ART and sat down next to some red headed kid.
The kid looked scary with ice blue eyes and some Chinese word tattooed on his forehead. "Move." The kid said; his voice was somewhat shaky but definitely cold. I nodded and quickly scurried over to a table where no one sat. I was getting lonely when the art teacher walked in. "Hello. I'm Sai." He said dropping his papers. "Oh and we're getting assigned seats for the last art teacher… what did you do to her yesterday?" He seemed to be poking the question at some red head. "I… allowed him to meet my art work." The red head growled. "Explains it. Okay seats start…"
A minute later everyone got an assigned seat. Mine was at a table with the red head and a purple haired chick and… unfortunately, Tobi. "Sai! Why does Tobi have to sit with those… two!" Tobi yelled. Sai and I plugged our ears. "Tobi… Sasori gets along better when Konan is there to… keep an eye on him and Konan and you can make friends with Deidara Iwa." Sai explained. "Me and Deidara are already friends! And she would corrupt him!" Tobi said. Corrupt? Oh great I'm stuck with a lunatic and some evil chick? And what about this 'Sasori'? I thought. I felt like dying.
After a painful argument to my ears art class started. "Today I want everyone to make a small art project." Sai said. I nodded easy. Wait… explosives aren't allowed at school. "Crap!" I mumbled slamming my forehead on the edge of the desk. "Um… are you okay?" Konan asked looking at me. I raised my hand and stuck out my thumb. "Yep… just fine." I said. "Brat doesn't look like it." Sasori growled.
"I'm not a brat, retard." I growled. I suddenly felt something touching my hand. I had the urge to expose my hand mouth and bite it. "Well… who cares just start working." Sasori said. I suddenly noticed they were tools. "Problem… my art is illegal." I stated. I looked up. "Well then- Just do something!" Sasori snapped.
I slowly grabbed clay out of my pouch. "Tobi want's clay to!" Toby said spotting the clay in the pouch on my side. Aw fuck. I didn't want to share MY clay. "Ask Sai for clay un." I stated. Tobi hunched and began to pout. Dear lord help me so! "Can I get another seat!" I yelled raising my hand. "No Deidara." Sai said sighing.
Another argument went by and I ended up sharing my clay. "Spoiled brat." Konan growled. "You're telling me un?" I said sighing. "I'm Konan Papier." She smiled faintly. "This is Sasori Akasuna." I nodded. "I'm Deidara Iwa." I said. I liked Konan and Sasori could just die in a hole for all I care.
Art than followed with an argument, and explosives, and a detention. I walked out then thankful that I remembered where 'homeroom' was; so I didn't have a painful walk with Tobi. I scurried into the hallway dodging kids and running into some. I decided today in L.A. I actually would 'read'.
I sat in my seat and what do you know, "Read and leave me in peace." Kakashi said grabbing his book to read. "Hey Pein, I'm curious who are the people I should try to avoid un?" I asked. Better know now and keep safe then later in the trash can. "Sasori! He has red hair and a bitchy attitude." Kakuzu said instantly. "Met him. Pass un." I replied waving my hand to symbolize the phrase 'did it already, I pass'. "Then there's Kisame and Itachi. You will know them when you see them. Weasel and a Shark." Pein said. "Zetsu I would keep away from or you might be lunch." Kakuzu said. "Garra and his siblings. Garra is another red head. Short version; keep away from ALL red heads." Pein said. Oh yeah his name is Nagato. Oh well. "Aren't you a red head un?" I asked pointing. "No. I'm an orange headed man!" Pein said. "Just had to make sure un." I said shrugging. "Oh and keep away from Uchihas." Kakuzu added. I nodded not sure whether I should be glad for the information or not anymore. "Whose all in your 'group' un?" I asked. "Hidan, me Kakuzu and Tobi." Pein responded.
"Yet Hidan is a runaway or burn in hell person un." I said. "No he's over religious nut case with a problem with saying a sentence without a cues word in it." Kakuzu said. "Great un." I said. "TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!" Tobi suddenly shouted. "Are you trying to make me deaf un!" I snapped looking at Tobi. "Tobi is sowy Deidara." Tobi mumbled looking as if he was going to cry. "Is Hidan worse than Tobi?" I asked. Pein shook his head. "Then I can deal with him un." I growled.
"Next is lunch." Tobi said. Pein nodded. "Lunch? Now? This early un?" I said. Kakuzu shrugged. "Do you… are you a queasy person?" Kakuzu asked. "No. Not really un." I replied. "Good. When Hidan comes you will find out why I asked." Kakuzu said. "Oh yeah! No blood on my sandwich today! YAY!" Tobi cried happily.
"Blood un?" I said widening my eyes. They just shrugged. I wonder if I should avoid THEM. "Hidan does sacrifices for his god." Pein explained then. I nodded slowly not sure if it was a good thing or a bad thing. "Don't worry none of us are like that." Kakuzu said. I nodded still trying to figure crap out. Then I shrugged deciding to pass on trivial matters.
So for the rest of the class we talked about students to hang around or to avoid, trivial matters like why did they let a plant in school, let alone a man eating plant, or a shark, and random crap like clay and explosives and pain.
It was lunch time and to be honest, my stomach wasn't really in an eating mood. We just got off the subject of intestines stitches and Hidan. I sat at a random table when Konan ran up to me. "Hi… un?" I said a little skeptical. "You're sitting with us. NOW." Konan said snatching my arm. "Why un?" I asked getting dragged halfway across the cafeteria room to stop. "I don't want to sit alone with Sasori again. Today I was planning on inviting Nagato Pein, but you get along with him much better. Oh you can invite your friends to… just not Tobi unless you want to pay for a funeral." Konan said smiling.
"Why would I have to pay un?" I asked not even thinking of why I would have to pay for a funeral. "It would be your fault and Sasori would be in jail and I'm broke." She smiled then grabbed my arm again dragging me to a table. As soon as she showed me the table I scurried over to Pein and Kakuzu.
"Oh help me please!" I whined eye wide. "Why?" Pein ventured. "You guys have to sit with me! I'm getting kidnapped by Konan un!" I said quickly. "Why?" Kakuzu and Pein asked at the same time. "I honestly don't know! But that's not the point un! You guys just have to sit with me please!" I said. Pein sighed. "Oh and NO Tobi! I don't have enough money to pay for a funeral." I said quickly before getting dragged off by Konan again.
"Okay! Yay! So who's sitting here exactly?" Konan said once we were sitting in front of Sasori. "Pein and Kakuzu un." I responded. Konan cocked her head in thought. "That will do." She said slamming her hand in my back. "What the fuck was that for un?" I said rubbing my back. " Language brat." Sasori growled glaring. "Oh. I didn't know you swore. Sorry. Don't swear in front of Sasori or you're going home with a broken bone." Konan grinned. "Oh." I said.
Great! I've been hijacked by some purple haired chick and gone to school to meet a hyperactive dumbass, piercing maniac, and some strange guy and NOW I can't swear. Poopers. I miss home already. I wonder if I can move again…
Pein and Kakuzu sat with us… just at the other end of the table. Big help guys, thanks a lot. After lunch I already wished school would end but no. We had social studies and science left. We didn't have recess, and I thank the gods for it, for it was too cold.
I scurried to the room again and guess what we did? Talk. I decided to avoid any conversation and hijacked a book. For the last two hours of school I was reading about… well let's just say I'm going to have nightmares tonight. I'm so glad my mom picks me up now.
I went into the car and instantly asked, "Can we move again?" My mom looked back at me. "Sorry sweetie, I just got a job. But don't worry if you didn't make any friends today you can always try tomorrow." She said smiling. Oh make more friends? Than I WOULD be dead.