A/N: Yeah I have no idea where this came from I was just sitting here and the image of Edward flying a kite came into my head, odd. Also Raphael FTW!
"Do you like kites?" I asked looking of my newspaper.
"Kites?" He asked as he lounged around on my large sofa like a puppy.
"Yes kites, you know kites that fly up in the air on a string. You know Benjamin Franklin and the key Experiment? Kites?" I asked knowing he wasn't really listening before.
"Umm yeah I guess, there fun" He said. But I could read his thoughts and they were saying something different, as images from his childhood flashed by.
"Aww my poor little Jacob was the Charlie Brown of La Push" I joked.
"Shut up, that kite was defective or something. S'not my fault it wouldn't fly or stay out of trees" He said with a hint of left over anger for the toy.
"Perhaps if you had a real kite instead of that cheap plastic green Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one" I laughed having the image of a much younger Jacob running on a beach with his kiddy kite dragging behind him beaten and battered from the sharp rocks under foot.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have always and will all ways be the greatest and if you and your undeadness can't see that it's not my fault" He said matter-of-factly.
"No worries pup I'm aware of the 'awesomeness' of the Turtles." I said using some teenage slag of the day. "Michelangelo was always my favorite" I could already tell what he was going to say.
He jumped off the couch. "Your joking right? Leonardo is the best you stupid bloodsucker" He said as if I had insulted him greatly.
"Are we really going to argue over a old cartoon from the '80s?" I asked with a smirk.
"Dude it was first a comic book then a cartoon. God you've been alive forever, how can you be so stupid sometimes." He said starting to get heated over another foolish topic.
"Sorry puppy-luv I was busy learning more important things such as history, arts, medicine, the meaning of life. I really didn't/don't have time to read comic books" I grinned at him.
"Don't grin at me vamp, your reading those comic books and any other ones I feel are necessary." He glared.
"Fine darlin' I'll read your comic books and learn all about super heroes and such but back to the start of this discussion, kites. Would you like to go flying kites with me today? Seems like we're having prefect kite flying weather today." I said coming up behind him linking my cool stone arms around his burning built chest.
"Well I don't know, I'm kinda busy with ya know stuff" He said knowing I knew he had nothing to do but nap the day away.
I leaned closer to his ear. "Don't worry darlin' I like teach you how to fly a kite the proper way." I gave him a kiss below the ear like he liked and rested my head on his broad shoulder.
"Can we try to find a Mutant Ninja Turtles kite? or Spiderman?" He asked with a youthful excitement.
"Of course" I pulled away grabbing his hand leading him out of the room.
"You swear we'll get it off the ground right?" He asked worried.
"Yes"
"And it won't fly into any trees or cliffs?"
"Charlie Brown you will get your kite off the ground undamaged and maybe we'll kick around a football later." I laughed.
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