Disclaimer: I don't own Axis Powers Hetalia or InuYasha; those rights belong to Hidekaz Himaruya and Rumiko Takahashi respectively.
Warning(s): This story will contain comical/extreme violence, offensive language, sexual themes and content.
"Listen up dudes! I got something awesome to tell you guys in order to start the world meeting!" Alfred F. Jones or America as he was known by the other countries (and privileged few in his own government) looked out onto the other countries present.
These countries in question, were bickering while completely ignoring him much to his annoyance.
Arthur or England was currently in a chocking match with Francis, otherwise known as France.
Ivan (Russia) was busy bullying Toris (Lithuania) and Ravis (Latvia) – the latter being held at knife point by Natalia (Belarus), before Eduard (Estonia) and Feliks (Poland) stepped in to stop him.
Yao Wang (China) was offering snacks to a sleeping Heracles (Greece), while Antonio (Spain) was being abused by Lovino (South Italy), who had come as a guest for whatever reason. Ludwig (Germany) was listening to Feliciano's (North Italy) chatter about Pasta or whatever, and he noticed Kagome (Japan) rolling her eyes at them all.
Pitch black eyes stared up him from beneath thick sooty black lashes with a raised brow, while she sat back in her chair next to a fuming (Switzerland). Her arms were crossed underneath her chest and the skin of her creamy thighs was revealed, as her short black pencil skirt rid up a bit as she crossed her right leg over her other.
Of course, immediately his blue eyes were drawn to them as he was assaulted with images of what angle he would rather be looking at those thighs from.
Ripping his eyes away from the only female Asian country in the room, he turned his mind back to his important (to him) announcement.
"Well everybody, while Japan wanted me to keep this a secret from you guys for a while longer…I couldn't help but want to tell you all the good news!" he started.
Much to his irritation, they still weren't listening.
Not that it mattered; they would be listening after this.
"Since two months ago, Japan and I've been going out! Kagome and I are like totally a couple ya'll!"
The silence in the room could be cut with one of Kagome's katana…well that and his vital regions if the glare she was giving him said anything!
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