Set on the episode "lazarus rising". I blame a YouTube comment for this okay?
"You sure we did it right?" Dean said. Bobby glared at him and he looked away.
"Come on" Dean muttered getting impatient.
-Meanwhile outside-
Castiel flew in the night sky.
"Okay..where is this building with these two drunks.." He muttered looking down below. "Aaah, there it is" He said smiling. He started to fly down.
"What the-" Bobby said as the two heard banging.
"What in God's name is that?" Dean asked as they both grabbed a gun.
"Here I goooo" Castiel said. But he mis-caculated his landing. His eyes went wide.
"HOLY FATHER OF ALL THAT IS-"
He grunted as he smacked into the roof.
"Ehh...Do I have my wings now?" He muttered confused. He stood up and his foot slipped.
"SON OF A HAMBURGER" He yelled as he rolled down the roof and yelled as he landed in a bush.
"Did I just hear the word 'hamburger' being yelled?" Bobby asked. Dean and him looked at each other before looking at the door.
"Crap! Their waiting!" Castiel said. He jumped out of the bush and stood outside the door, plucking leaves out his hair. "Maybe if I make a bad ass enterance they won't know"
He cleared his throat and made the door open
"What the hell" Bobby said seeing Castiel walk in. They both fired their guns at him but he did not stop. Once the banging and flickering of lights stopped, they all stared at each other.
"The hell happened to you?" Bobby asked. Castiel narrowed his eyes.
"Yeah looks like you fell in a bush" Dean said. Castiel frowned.
"We're you the one we heard screaming and yelling 'son of a hamburger'..?" Bobby asked and Dean and him stared at the angel who looked at the floor.
"So much for a badass enterance" Dean smirked.
A/N: poor Castiel.