random-ness, and... crack. XD Disclaimer: DGM DOES NOT BELONG TO US! THIS STORY, AND 3 CHARACTERS, BELONG TO US. Soren Cross(Blue's OC), Lin No-last-name(Latte's OC), and Lalota Walker(My OC). :) Warning(s): Hookers, Cocaine, and Crack! JK! Real Warnings: Girls who dress like guys and are gender-confused, CRACK AND COCAINE, Strippers. Cautions: This fanfic may cause Laughter Pains, LOLING, Ephifanys, and CORRUPTION... XD So, enjoy ourr crackyness... and strippers.
Somewhere in the headqaurters of the Black Order, Soren Cross, Lin, and Lalota Walker were having a 'peaceful' girl's night in Lalota's room. "OK, so everyone put your pyjamas on.!" Lin yelled. "Nah, why not just wear short-shorts and sports bra's? Makes things more interesting.!" Lalota suggested, jumping up and down excitedly.
"Sure! sounds awesome!" Soren said, mimicking Lalota. Lin shook her head. "Why? Not like anyone's gonna see us." She said sarcasticly while stripping. Lalota and Soren smiled at each other than ran and hugged Lin.
"It's ok!" They said togethor, "We know you wish Lavi-senpai were here!" They laughed and ran when Lin tried to hit them. "IM A GUY!" She yelled loudly, in case anyone was listening. "And besides, it's not like it matters." She smirked and started putting her shorts on.
Lalota and Soren rolled their eyes and changed into their 'pyjamas'. "Hey," Lalota said, "You guys wanna play truth or dare?" The other two looked at each other before smiling. Things were about to get interesting. ~SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE TO OUTSIDE IN THE HALLWAY~ Out in the hallway, a group of people were walking down it, talking. Lavi, Lenalee, Miranda, Krory, Kanda, Marie, and Allen were in the front, and Komui and Bak were behind them walking very slowly. They came to the door of Lalota's room and stopped outside as they heard sounds from inside. Lavi walked over to the door and pressed his ear to the wood. He was shortly followed by the others, minus Komui and Bak. "EEEKK!" They heard from the room. "What are you doing to me?" Allen looked at the others and recognized the voice as none other than Soren Cross, not notifying the others.(they should already know anyways)
"Oh, stop it! You've gotten bigger. Let me touch them!" They heard Lalota's voice, and Allen's eye twitched. "Lalota will you stop? It's wrong what you're doing to Soren!" They all stepped back for a second and pondered a thought; 'What in the 7 heavens was Lalota doing to Soren?' They put their ears back to the door and heard "Oh shush Lin. You've gotten bigger too!" Everyone was shocked to hear that Lalota and Soren were in a room with Lin talking about such obscene things.
"What the heck are they doing?" Allen asked, his naivety kicking in. Lavi smiled.
"Sounds to me like Lin's gettin lucky. A threesome, huh?" He said, grinning deviously. ~SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE BACK TO THE BEDROOM~ "Hey, Lalota. Don't you have a ton of stuffed animals somewhere?" Soren asked with a devious face.
"Yeah they're all in the closet." She said, looking at the small cupboard-like door.
"Well why don't you go get them then?"
"Fine!" Lalota huffed, standing up and wallking (or more like strutting) towards the closet. As she opened the door a sea of animals of all kinds, colors,
and sizes fell out onto the floor, just like the story of Noah's arc all over again (no pun intendded).
"Oh my god. And I thought I had a lot of stuffed animals!" Lin exclaimed as she picked up the dark blue kitten and held it up to her face curiously.
"OMGLEE! It's my Kanda-kitty!" Lalota squealed chibily.
"Your Kanda? You have a cat? A Kanda cat? There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you!" Soren relayed.
"No there isn't! He named it himself!" Lalota proclaimed as Lin and Soren looked at her questionably.
"What was Kanda doing in your..." Lin started as she was cut off by Soren squealing at a red bunny with an eyepatch.
"Who does this look like?" Soren squealed, pushing the plushie into Lin's face. Lin stared at it with an excited face.
"Lavi!..." Her face then fell. "I mean...nobody I know."
"Yeah, okay. Anyway! Look at this cute little vegetable thing!" Lalota said, picking up a strange plushie that looked like a bean sprout.
"Moyashi! My Allen!" Soren exclaimed, hugging the plushie with great force.
~SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE~ Everyone looked at Allen questionably as he blushed bright red, looking down, his bangs hiding his eyes. Kanda and Lavi snickered as Cross and Klaud came walking down the hallway. "What's going on?" Klaud asked.
"Oh nothing, just listening to something veeery interesting." Lavi said. "Like the fact that Alle-" Allen came over and cut Lavi off by placing his hand over Lavi's mouth. "Absolutely nothing, master. Nothing. Definitly nothing to do with Soren!" Allen said quickly, smiling.
Kanda facepalmed, thinking 'Wow... he's an idiot. Just like Baka Usagi.' Cross looks suspiciously at them.
"Whatever. I know my daughters in there, move so i can listen." He said, shoving Allen out of the way. Klaud looked at him in disgust, then placed her ear next to his. And then. Timothy came along the hall. He stopped and looked at the group near the door, then placed his ear on the wood without any of them noticing.
~NO SUDDEN SCENE CHANGE~ "So, Lin, are you still a virgin?" They heard Lalota ask. "What's a virgin?" They heard. They all jumped at the sight of Timothy. "T-timothy! No, you don't need to hear this kinda thing!" Miranda said, dragging Timothy away while covering his ears. "Oh, Miranda, let him listen. Better to hear this kinda thing when you're young." Cross said.
"And who else better to teach him than you?" Allen said, smirking.
"Or Lalota." Lavi added. Allen glared and growled at him.
"I do NOT want to hear you saying my twin sister is perverted." He said.
"Moyashi, Usagi, shutup! You're gonna give us away! And then that'll ruin our fun! I rarely get to have this much fun!" Everyone stared at Kanda after his childesh rant, while he stomped his foot. After about 5 seconds, they pressed their ears to the door again.
~YAY FOR SUDDEN SCREEN CHANGES~ "Sooooo," Lalota started, "Look Lin, i brought rope!" She held up a long peice of rope.
"No! I agreed to do this but no rope! I quit if we include the rope!" Lin exclaimed.
"But what about these?" Soren asked naively as she held up a pair of fuzzy blue handcuffs (though she totally wasn't naive).
"DEFINTELY not handcuffs!" Lin then gave a thoguhtful look. "Though I will do the bunny ears."
"YAAAAAY!" Soren exclaimed happily.
"Oh, kinky." Lalota purred.
"Although Soren, before you put those handcuffs on me I would like to...TICKLE YOOOOU!" Lin squealed, pouncing on the opportunity to tickle her bestfriend.
"Wow, it's been a while since you've been able to do these kind of things, hasn't it Lin?" Lalota asked her overly excited friend.
"Stop tickling me Lin! I'm extremely ticklish!" Soren complained through giggles.
"I know! That's why I'm doing it Soren!" Lin chuckled with glee. Suddenly Soren jumped up out of her position and grabbed one of the stuffed rabbits.
"Oh, so that's how ya wanna play" Lin said as she grabbed one of the pillows off the bed and began chasing Soren around the room.
"This is gonna get INTERESTING!" Lalota sang.
"AHHHHH! LIN! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!" Soren squealed. Suddenly the door exploded as everyone who had been listening fell into the room.
"What are you doing touching MY daughter like THAT?" Cross bellowed with the fury of ten Noah. Everyone stopped as they realized that Soren was in the corner clutching the stuffed rabbit, Lalota was on the bed sitting forward watching what was going on intently, and Lin was standing behind Soren with a pillow raised above her head revealing her seemingly obvious chest.
"AHHHHHHHH!" The trio's delayed reaction startled everyone into reality. Soren and Lalota rushed over to their friend Lin and covered her.
"I'M A GUY!" Lin repeated over and over urgently as everyone gaped at him/her.
~END OF CHAPTER 3~
A/N: Ok, so... ya... second chapter will be out soon. :D And yes Lin is gender-confused... highly... LOL. XD Second chapter will be in BlueMoonWriter13's style :D and 3rd in LatteCurlz style. :) :D :)