Lord of the rings meets Pirates of the Caribbean. Pt 1
"Will Turner! You have Re-turnered!" Jack sparrow called to Will, from aboard the black pearl. Will nodded, and walked over to jack. He was carrying an elven arrow. "why, that seems worth a bit of money, lad." Jack said, examining the bow and arrows. "where'd ya get it?"
"From my elven counter-part, Legolas" Will said, and pointed over to a group of 9 companions, one of which, being his elven counter-part legolas. Jack blinked, and looked at them. "well, lets go have some rum!!" they all ran into the black pearl and drank some rum.
"Hey, ho to the black pearl I go! To find the island that cant be found! Unless you know where it lies, Lets watch the clouds go sailing by!!" merry and pippin sang drunkly, jumping on a table. Jack smiled. "What a great idea!!" he ran up tot eh deck, and started sail.
Having a nightmare, Elizabeth Swann awoke from a dream. She looked up, seeing Frodo, the hobbit, with sting. "release him, or I'll slit your throat!" frodo threatened. Elizabeth blinked, and was about to say something when frodo stuck sting through her gut. She gasped. "I... I feel. sting..." she then fainted, and died.
Soon, they arrived at the island that cannot be found, and they walked to where coltzans treasure was. They saw an army of pirates, one of which was Barbossa. Barbossa and Jack exchanged evil glances. "Jack sparrow." Barbossa said, narrowing his eyes. "Barbossa. err. whatever your last name is." Jack replied Then, a loud bang ran throughout the tunnel. Everyone looked over at pippin, who had just knocked down a giant pile of gold. Aragorn took a step forward. "PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN! I come here with a request! With your help, we can defeat the evil Sauron, and save middle earth!"
the pirates stopped, and listened.
"WHAT SAY YOU??" aragorn asked them all. Barbossa stepped forward, near Aragorn. "We Disaquiest your request." He said a smirk on his face. "Means no."
Jack held out an empty bottle of rum and threw it at Barbossa's head. "you COWARD!!" Barbossa stuck out his tongue. "I am rubber you are glue..." Legolas took out an arrow. "THEN BOUNCE THIS!!" he shot the arrow through Barbossa, but it had no effect. "Your off the map now, boy! Here there be monsters!" Barbossa said. Suddenly all the pirates turned to skeletons, and started approaching for attack.
Boromir blew the horn of Gondor, and the army of the dead from the mountains came forward from behind aragorn. They got into a huge battle. Boromir sat on a rock, eating lembas bread, and figured that the dead will fight the dead, and the living can eat, when Barbossa appeared behind Boromir. "APPLE?" he asked. Boromir turned around. "Yes! Sure-" But it was too late. Barbossa had shoved a sword through Boromir. He fell, dead.
"Will Turner! You have Re-turnered!" Jack sparrow called to Will, from aboard the black pearl. Will nodded, and walked over to jack. He was carrying an elven arrow. "why, that seems worth a bit of money, lad." Jack said, examining the bow and arrows. "where'd ya get it?"
"From my elven counter-part, Legolas" Will said, and pointed over to a group of 9 companions, one of which, being his elven counter-part legolas. Jack blinked, and looked at them. "well, lets go have some rum!!" they all ran into the black pearl and drank some rum.
"Hey, ho to the black pearl I go! To find the island that cant be found! Unless you know where it lies, Lets watch the clouds go sailing by!!" merry and pippin sang drunkly, jumping on a table. Jack smiled. "What a great idea!!" he ran up tot eh deck, and started sail.
Having a nightmare, Elizabeth Swann awoke from a dream. She looked up, seeing Frodo, the hobbit, with sting. "release him, or I'll slit your throat!" frodo threatened. Elizabeth blinked, and was about to say something when frodo stuck sting through her gut. She gasped. "I... I feel. sting..." she then fainted, and died.
Soon, they arrived at the island that cannot be found, and they walked to where coltzans treasure was. They saw an army of pirates, one of which was Barbossa. Barbossa and Jack exchanged evil glances. "Jack sparrow." Barbossa said, narrowing his eyes. "Barbossa. err. whatever your last name is." Jack replied Then, a loud bang ran throughout the tunnel. Everyone looked over at pippin, who had just knocked down a giant pile of gold. Aragorn took a step forward. "PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN! I come here with a request! With your help, we can defeat the evil Sauron, and save middle earth!"
the pirates stopped, and listened.
"WHAT SAY YOU??" aragorn asked them all. Barbossa stepped forward, near Aragorn. "We Disaquiest your request." He said a smirk on his face. "Means no."
Jack held out an empty bottle of rum and threw it at Barbossa's head. "you COWARD!!" Barbossa stuck out his tongue. "I am rubber you are glue..." Legolas took out an arrow. "THEN BOUNCE THIS!!" he shot the arrow through Barbossa, but it had no effect. "Your off the map now, boy! Here there be monsters!" Barbossa said. Suddenly all the pirates turned to skeletons, and started approaching for attack.
Boromir blew the horn of Gondor, and the army of the dead from the mountains came forward from behind aragorn. They got into a huge battle. Boromir sat on a rock, eating lembas bread, and figured that the dead will fight the dead, and the living can eat, when Barbossa appeared behind Boromir. "APPLE?" he asked. Boromir turned around. "Yes! Sure-" But it was too late. Barbossa had shoved a sword through Boromir. He fell, dead.